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Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry but we are going to Germany tomorrow, so no more Funnies until September, look out for us then.....





Meet the Hungry Mackerel

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Thanks Elna!







He learns how to catch his toy, and then.......






I thought - so sad! -Tee hee!






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Er - Add them all together????



Poor man's Drone



He seems pleased with himself



Another way of looking at Death



Oh Yes! We all will need these!




 UFO caught on tape!
Thanks Maggie!


Photobomb 1123



A little biology lesson!



Mr PayPal



Novel way of taking a selfie



Different ways to the same thing



Lambo? Really?



In your dreams Mr Cop!




Sorry no Jokes tonight!


Except - one Lithuanian one....
In the Mediterranean Sea, you can bathe safely. You have nothing to be afraid of, the sharks-they eradicate the jellyfish!
Thanks Rita!





Harwich Weather for Wednesday





A fine, dry and bright day with sunny periods and occasional cloud. Feeling cool out of the sunshine and temperatures continue to trend slightly below the seasonal average. Afternoon high of 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.02 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !



Thanks to you we have just passed 88,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.



Monday, 25 August 2014




Dear Family and Friends,  It rained today - it is still raining 11mm since dawn! Never mind it's OK in here so I will do my best as usual to amuse...





We had juggling otters - now a beaver chewing a stick of celery





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 Health and Safety - where are you ???


Yup - No reason



To avoid package injuries - use scissors.......






 I cannot 



Now here we have er...........



How about a transparent Kayak - but why???



Anyone for Quiddich? - Oh and I think he's going to miss the pool!



Yes just chuck 'em in the blender!



It's a flood, but we don't care we're drunk and we've got guns...



Romantic soiree..



Love the Cousin's slogans



He won't turn you down



Mmmm! tasty!





Sorry no jokes but more clips...



The locals get a bit fed up.....





"Dilly" loves his bath










Harwich Weather for Tuesday




Tuesday
Rain will persist across the district during the morning and only slowly clear during the afternoon. Brighter conditions should develop by evening with spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-8 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 6.00 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.



Sunday, 24 August 2014

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another pleasant day in sunny Harwich. I hope that you all will enjoy the stuff that I and my friends have found - just for you!





Here's a Flashmob with a recycling twist!












Maybe I am being thick - but isn't that what anchors are supposed to do???





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All I can say is - neat!



So wrong...



A bird in the hand........

Thanks Derek!


Somebody's idea of paradise - a naked girl rolling in a sea of coke!



People of Walmart again



The Cousins love their slogans - again!



I have no idea what's going on here - but she seems to be enjoying herself!



Inappropriate ~ I say!



More ad placement fail!



Off we go to walmart!



Derek's Joke






This also from Derek


Thanks as always!




Harwich Weather for Monday!

Typical !!!




Bank Holiday Monday
Outbreaks of rain, heavy at times, will soon spread North-Eastwards across the district through the morning accompanied by strengthening winds. Perhaps some drier, brighter before dusk. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 8-14 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.58 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks to Essexweather.com !



Thanks for your support!



Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 23 August 2014

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was cold early this morning, and the weatherman says frost tonight! I doubt if we will get it as we are close to the relatively warm sea. Here are your latest bits and bobs...



After a very long absence - He's back!






Hailstorm in Melbourne



Love steam? - You'll love this!


You have to be old to enjoy this - or maybe not!



Oh! Those sadistic Japanese game shows!






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Mile 420



Philosophical quote of the day



I can't do this



Big let down



This is a bit like the "Do not press this button" sign



Did you know that Chiabatta is Italian for "Slipper"?



Nothing to say here!



Must be Walmart!



Pardon?



Too many guns in the US.... etc etc!



The look on his face says it all!



I love this - "Say Please!"




Jokes


Thanks Arthur!



It's only a sily ad, but.......







Harwich Weather for Sunday






A chilly start, but soon feeling warmer for many with plenty of sunshine. However cloud will then spread in from the South-West during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.57 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.