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Saturday, 23 May 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Tonight it is the 60th Eurovision song contest....Yawn!!! However, I quite believe that we shall watch it - in all it's awefulness! Therefore I am doing your Funnies early. I also must thank all my blog watchers, today we passed 127,000 hits!






 


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Thanks Mags!








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Thanks Klaus!





Gallery!





Meet the suicidal Hydrant!







Definitely - more fun!





Just Friends!





You don't have to wear a cape to be a hero!





Shall we take it down? Nah! Just paint it!





Some do!

Thanks Michelle!




I haven't witnessed the birth of a pedal car before!





Spotted on a Caledonian Macbrain ferry!

Thanks Robert!





Good Job Lad!
Thanks Robert - again!




Apple shares!





Missed!





Possibly the most miserable holiday snap of the year!







Thanks Chaps!






This guy is pure evil!

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Lithuanian Jokes

A taxi passenger tapped the driver over his shoulder to ask something. The driver screamed, the taxi just missed a bus, bounced on the sidewalk and stopped just a few inches from the store window. A few seconds later the car was silence, and then the driver said: 
"Look, buddy, you don't do that. Scared me nearly to death! 
Passenger apologized and said that he did not expect that it would be so easy to scare him. 
The driver replied: "actually it's not your fault. Because, today, the first day, when I am working as a taxi driver. However, for 20 years I worked as a driver in hearses ".

-What are you?
-Good Faerie.
-And what axe?
-In the mood for a bad.

Thanks Rita! 






Harwich Weather for Sunday







Following a dry morning with some weak spells of sunshine, cloudy skies expected for the afternoon with outbreaks of light rain possible by evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.54 am
Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.



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