Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Tonight it is the 60th Eurovision song contest....Yawn!!! However, I quite believe that we shall watch it - in all it's awefulness! Therefore I am doing your Funnies early. I also must thank all my blog watchers, today we passed 127,000 hits!

 

Thanks Mags!

Thanks Klaus!

Gallery!

Meet the suicidal Hydrant!

Definitely - more fun!

Just Friends!

You don't have to wear a cape to be a hero!

Shall we take it down? Nah! Just paint it!

Some do!

Thanks Michelle!

I haven't witnessed the birth of a pedal car before!

Spotted on a Caledonian Macbrain ferry!

Thanks Robert!

Good Job Lad!

Thanks Robert - again!

Apple shares!

Missed!

Possibly the most miserable holiday snap of the year!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This guy is pure evil!

Lithuanian Jokes

A taxi passenger tapped the driver over his shoulder to ask something. The driver screamed, the taxi just missed a bus, bounced on the sidewalk and stopped just a few inches from the store window. A few seconds later the car was silence, and then the driver said: 
"Look, buddy, you don't do that. Scared me nearly to death! 
Passenger apologized and said that he did not expect that it would be so easy to scare him. 
The driver replied: "actually it's not your fault. Because, today, the first day, when I am working as a taxi driver. However, for 20 years I worked as a driver in hearses ".

-What are you?
-Good Faerie.
-And what axe?
-In the mood for a bad.

Thanks Rita! 

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Following a dry morning with some weak spells of sunshine, cloudy skies expected for the afternoon with outbreaks of light rain possible by evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.54 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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