Monday, 18 September 2017

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  After a quick trip to Colchester, we dodged the showers and arrived home dry. Now once again I am scraping around the net for more pictorial fun, just for you!

Black n White

Thanks Mags!

Made from a solid lump of chestnut!

You spit at me - I spit at you!

Another comedian in the traffic office..


Thanks Ann!

I despair about English spelling
Will these help?

Thanks again Ann!

Meanwhile in Russia -
meet Antonina Hopkins!

Be afraid - very afraid!

Meet the team!

Is there anything to make this more perfect!

Unusual and beautiful reservoir!

It's great to give!

The expectation v/s the reality!

Can I smell burning?

Kids come out with funny stuff!

Superman Bollywood style!

The "Give up smoking" machine

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any patches of mist or fog will clear through the morning. A dry and bright day follows with sunny intervals and light winds. Feeling a touch warmer. 
Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 
Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 1 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 1

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!



Sunday, 17 September 2017

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a short boat trip this morning, and all that sea air, most of the afternoon was spent dozing on the sofa! Now, washing up completed, I can turn my concentration to producing something to amuse your good selves!

She only wanted to photo her ice cream!

OK, So bash up an old oil drum - sit back and listen -ultimate coolness!

Tonight's words of wisdom from Will Smith - Ha!

The day after the hurricane this squirrel shot into his house, jumped on his hat
 and promptly fainted, must have had a hellish night!

Big Brother may well be watching you!

A definite case of virtual reality!

No, not a huge disaster at the paint shop - this is a work of art!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Thanks Colin!

I hated Auto Correct!

Thanks Derek!

A small boy asked to mow the White House lawn. He was allowed, here he is followed by the POTUS!

The Cosmic Caterpillar!

Believe me or believe me not!

Badass Tibbles!

Good Game! Good Game!

Little children have no prejudice!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Neil!

These are appearing on nature trails!

Amish Mugshots - bet they're all related!

The University of Zagreb Croatia, advert for English classes!

More from the QI Elves

OK Mr Showoff!


Harwich Weather for Monday

Starting dry with early mist and fog clearing. Bright or sunny spells with showers developing by the afternoon, most likely in Eastern districts of Essex.
Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1
Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!



Saturday, 16 September 2017

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a visit to the recycling centre - better known locally as the "Tip", I am publishing early, as we are out tonight visiting friends. So, hastily prepared, I hope you enjoy......this little lot!

Of all the themes for a cake - not this !!!!

Old QI, but vintage stuff!

The place old monitors go to die!

I am now convinced that 90% of them are cabbages!

No not jewels, not mercury - just rain on an oil patch in the local car park!

How he feels waiting for his Granddaughter to finish her homework!

Master of understatement!

My Hero!!!

Truth always hurts!

"What I'd do for love!"

Then and now!
(I'm old enough to remember this)

Unfortunately there's no sound on this!

Golf and be damned!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Sunshine and a few heavy showers on Sunday, once early mist or fog clears. Feeling warmer by the afternoon with light winds.
Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 
Thanks Essexweather.com
Wind: North 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks so much for your continuing support!