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Tuesday, 22 August 2017

Tuesday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Great excitement today, we had our water softener serviced! I also did some vacuuming, what a life we lead! Now it is once again time for me to have a go at blogging some funny stuff....







He was so pleased his nephew lived in skyscraper!
(Chicago Airshow)












Sorry, but I do enjoy a bit of Country!










Wow! The Empire State in 1941!












Isn't this the most annoying thing?














Dangerous!
 Thanks Gloria!











Elizabeth Hurley is 52...











Sad Face











Extermination event!













Hope springs eternal!












Somebody's Granny - as she was in the 50s!
Edit - Isn't this one of the Golden Girls???













I looked and thought "Its a beaver" - but it isn't!!!














Two guys on the subway..........coincidence? - I rather think not!













Clippy, remember him?
Annoying little bastard!!!












Here is a painting of a painter painting a painter, being watched by the painter!








Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!






Nice, but weird!










Drunk tries to steal booze!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday










Dull and misty with fog patches at first, however, during the afternoon most parts will see bright or sunny spells developing. Staying warm and humid with light winds.
Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com





My Weather Station Live



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 21 August 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, They said it would rain - it didn't, rather mild and humid. Had a busy day with aged Aunt who was quite unwell, everything under control now. I am racing to catch up with the funny stuff, I hope that my haste doesn't show too much!








It says "Good Morning, the Therapy Group!"


Thanks Klaus!










Today in Vancouver - total eclipse
(Not visible in UK)











Run Forrest........Ah! I see that you stopped!













The Veteran was returning after a 7 month deployment -
His old friend lies in wait!














Love the Cousins' Slogans!













He asked the pizza man to cut it in half.
Now that is really mean!












A Venn diagram showing the common threads in Cyrillic, Greek and Latin letters












Please do not read left to right!












No matter how successful you are, you can always look over your shoulders to see
some lucky beggar who is way ahead of you!













Tee Hee!












If you can drag your kids away from their tablets and phones -
Show them this!













From Boston at the weekend!













It says "No matter what she repairs mine is also broken!"

Thanks Klaus!











Still loving the Cousins' slogans!












Do not disturb the statues, they can get very mean!













Minion is functioning.....


Thanks Susi!












Another urban legend!













I can feel for that person!











Cross between a Diabolo and a Yoyo!











Ooh! Sir Patrick boogies!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday










Early murky conditions will lift and clear, with very warm sunny spells developing. It will also remain humid. A few showers possible during the evening and overnight into Wednesday.
Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com











Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.



Sunday, 20 August 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was cooler today, but nice English weather! I attacked my 2x zones of shame beside the garage and house, and they are now weeded and weedkillered. PM we watched "The Circle" starring Emma Watson and Tom Hanks, it was well acted, but the plot was weird. Now time for more funny pictures - just for you!





Empty your mind!








Now it begins...VSTOL Electric aircraft!!!


Thanks Derek!











Clever Postie!













Sexy Coral
(Must be photoshopped!)












How about Arnie as the next POTUS???











They are never going to live this down!












The tax stickers on this old truck go waaaaaay back!













I am fairly sure this is in Murica!












Give me a headline! Any headline!
(Inappropriate picture on this news item!!!)













Before they left the hotel, they decided to
scare the living daylights out of the cleaners!












Vase!


Thanks Geoff










Fun picture , but again photoshopped -
it's the EJAFALLAJOKULL volcano in Iceland













Inspirational quote of the day!













I suppose that the designer of this Libyan shop sign,
has English as his second language!












A jolly group, one of whom seems to have missed the point!














Another great truth!


Thanks Shirley!











Only in Murica!














When you're feeling sorry for yourself and hard done by, consider these people
who live inside a concrete sewer pipe!

















Commonly known as the Tractor Tyre Nut Shot!











OK now sit back, light a perfumed candle and go "Ommmmmm"!







Harwich Weather for Monday









A rather dull and murky start with drizzle likely. Turning drier with brighter spells likely developing during the afternoon and early evening.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 4 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.