Funnies on this Monday

Dear Family & Friends, Another mixed day with taxiing old ladies and mending a grotty computer.Despite these diversions I succeeded in finding just a few funny things worthy of my esteemed clientele!.......

1.  A slightly unsavoury prank - Wet Sneezes

2.  This guy is amazing I got cramp just watching him

Vertical Jump

3.  I never thought that Stephen Hawking was a prankster, but it appears that he is!!!

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                                    Best Photobomb of all time!

                                   The parents win with a leafblower!

                               I assume that she has a flat bit on the back of her head

                                               If Advertising were true...

                                    So true Mr Twain - so true!

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's New Weather Centre

Time  22.20

Temperature  12.5c

Humidity  79%

Barometer  1016 mb  now rising slowly

Rainfall  0.7 mm

Wind  E  5.9 Kn

Prognosis

Rain in the morning - then probably rain in the afternoon too.

Thanks for your patience!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Sunday

Dear Family & Friends,  It was a better day in Harwich today. The rain was over by lunchtime and we were able to do some jobs. Not least of course digging up some more fun - for you!

1.  Thanks to John for this one a, a most unusual Motorcycle

2.  Most unusual Jimmi Hendrick's "Bold love" 

played on a Gayageum

3. I have never snowboarded or skied , but if I had I would never have the guts to do This!

4.  One Jackson is enough, but how about Five!

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                                       Our retarded son!

                                        Look at the stars!

                                         Not the boss either

                                              Yummy!

                                                 No bath! No Bath!

Another Joke from Derek

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's New Weather Station

Time 23.00

Temperature  9.6c

Humidity  85%

Barometer  1009 mb  Rising

Rainfall  3.5 mm

Wind  WSW  2.3 Kn

Prognosis

Clear morning the more rain

Thanks a lot for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family & Friends, Another wet day here in Harwich. Finished fixing a laptop this morning, which gave me some time to dig around for more ammunition for the Blog....

1.  First a web page of "People you wish you knew" In real life

2.  Silliness at its best how about the Mario theme played on

A Laser Engraving machine!

3. More extreme silliness, take a girl with long blonde hair and a bass speaker of 40,000 Watts!

4 .  Last, vintage silliness from the Python team - don't they look young now!  The Lumberjack Song

                            IT Guy - I know where he's coming from!

                   Guy in the front row "I think my wife can see this"!

                                         The wonders of cake

                                 Come on! It's only a fridge magnet!

                                     Been fishin' - or nickin'

Mike's Joke 1 - Idiots

 Mike's Joke 2 - A Clip actually

This is a gem - I promise!

Thanks as ever Mike!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  22.10

Temperature  6.5c

Humidity  88%

Barometer  1013 mb  Rising slowly

Rainfall  4.2 mm

Wind  ESE  4.4 Kn

Prognosis

Rain, then more rain!

Thanks for calling!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies on Friday

Dear Family & Friends, Once again the Weekend's here, I hope that you enjoy it! More gems for you from those gutters.........

1.  Bill Cosby is a diamond - here he winds up his

 Stage Wife - Classic

2.  OK Petrolheads, here's a new one, turn your 4x4 into

a Snowmobile!

3.  Billy Connoly is the man! here he tells a joke 

With lots of swearing

 They don't do this on BBC breakfast!

                                         Soon - behind you!

                                          Swan snooper

                                           Santa Cruz

                                         Facial hair gauge - thanks Martin!

                                    Derek what the hell are you up to!

Dick's Joke



Harwich Weather Tonight
From Polley's New Weather Station


Time 23.15
Temperature  9c
Humidity  48%
Barometer  1016 mb  Rising slowly
Rainfall  0.0 mm
Wind  N  0.0 Kn


Prognosis



More of the same!

Thanks for visiting!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, Not a bad day in Li'l Ole Harwich, a few showers and some sunshine too. After a bit of Granny - Taxiing, I got stuck in to installing my new weather station, see below...

1.  It may only be a Newton frame, but this is Different


2. You're in a traffic jam, with three kids, daddy has an idea!
Jammin to Queen! watch the little boy!


3.  This guy seems a little bit mad but...He may have a point!

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First picture released of Red Dwarf 10
 due in the Autumn they look older eh?

How to deter Photobombers!

That awkward moment when you must......!

Somewhat Philosophical

Joke from Derek

Joke from Mike

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather

I have now installed my new 

Weather Station

It's great because it can talk to my computer

Like this........

 Of course I shan't send you all this bumf

every night, but it helps me to give a better

forecast.

BTW Tomorrow -

More of the same - cloudy with rain in the PM

Thanks for visiting!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies for Midweek

Dear Family & Friends, It was raining here today

 - just for a change! Had lunch out with 

Family which was great. I couldn't find any Linki

tonight that were funny - sorry

 so you get extra animated gifs instead...

Just a cat

                                           How did they do that!

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                                                    Tacky Grandfather

                                         Contrived but clever

                                          Awkward not sexy

                                         Spot the Blonde

                                          Oops - but they put a sign!

Dick's Joke

Thanks Dick!

Mike's Joke 1

Mike's Joke 2

Thanks Mike!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time 22.45

Temperature  9.7c

Humidity  63%

Barometer  985 mb Falling more slowly

Rainfall  3.7 mm

Wind SW  2.2 Kn

Prognosis

Cloudy rain at times

Thanks for calling!

Cheers,

Richard

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, How was your day? Not too bad I hope! Still April showers here in Harwich. I had some computer work, and helped a friend with some chores, so it was evening before I started the hunt for yet more funny stuff..........

1.  Excuse me would you take a picture for us Certainly!

2.  Here's another nicely made compilation of clips of Earthly things

Pity about the singer though

3.  Last a short clip by the incomparable Michael McIntyre

How to walk

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                                           Starwars Wheelie bin

                                      Only in Ireland

                                        Now where did I put the soap?

                                 Oh! Here comes the Dalai Lama

                                             How to break your back

Another Joke from Mike

Thanks Mike!

                                      

Thanks John!

                                       

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time 22.45

Temperature3.7c

Humidity  76%

Barometer  997 mb  Steady

Rainfall  10.7 mm

Wind  NW  0.0 Kn

Prognosis

Rain, then more rain!

Thanks very much for visiting!

Cheers!

Richard.