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Tuesday 31 March 2020



Dear Family and Friends, It was another quiet day, I walked early, and it was not as cold as of late. We did a bit of pottering about, no major challenges today, I had planned to clear out the garage, but remembered that the recycling centre is closed, so no point in moving stuff twice!
Here are your funnies, thanks to all my friends who help!








Oooooh!













Sing along with Tom!
(It isn't him really!)



Thanks Gloria!









This family are brilliant!

















It says "A real angler continues to fish no matter what happens!!!"



Thanks Klaus!











Bare necessities?












Must be cool!
















You'd never know!













Oh! Dear!



 Thanks Robert and Adrian!












Touche!


Thanks Geoff H!










That's one method!


Thanks Gloria!










No Hairdressers!


Thanks again Gloria!












Wild life!


Thanks Jackie!










Seen today in Harold Wood Romford UK!


Thanks Jamie!











 Divorce rate rising!


Thanks again Robert!










Quack Quack!


Thanks yet again Robert!









Cometh the day cometh the man!


Thanks Rosemary!










Yellow Brick Road!


Thanks again Rosemary!











For me Bing is rubbish!












I will bet there's a fountain down the street!












A better class of rubbish!












Yes he does look a bit smug doesn't he!












Chaps if you look very carefully, you will spot a lighthouse! Oh! and a kayak!











It really is magic!


Thanks again Klaus!









Keeping 2m distance!


Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy start. There is the risk of a shower late morning/early afternoon. Cloud breaks by the evening allowing for clear spells. Light winds.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.










Monday 30 March 2020

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another day in isolation, however, many contacts with family and friends over Facebook and other social media. It really is a small world! I have some more topical fun for you. Our efforts today involved cleaning the kitchen cupboards, and if it isn't too cold I will attack the garage in the morning. here are your Funnies!
Helen's Uncle  Klaus excelled tonight!







Given time - this could be you!














Clever and topical!














I think Mother-in-Law passed this way!













They never forget!












Business is business!


Thanks Ann!











Oh! I thought it was the postman!


Thanks Klaus!











American Gothic 2020 style!













None of them are bothered!












That'll teach you not to raid the fridge in the night!












Child of our times!












They should know!

Tell the Stupid this is War and we're fighting a Plague!!!












When we're gone the Capybaras will take over - they're learning now!












Do you see and ostrich?












Old Joe - a survivor comes home!
Time for hope!!!












There's no comparison is there!












Enforcing the 2 metre rule!












Ha Ha!













Ah! Now I know why there was panic buying!














Know the feeling chaps???












Is it chilly in there dearie?












Is that an iPad?











Yes it is inflammable!


Thanks Klaus!










We're at home!


Thanks again Klaus!










Boom Boom!


Thanks again Klaus!










2 weeks in Isolation!


Thanks yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday


After a cold start, clear and dry with plenty of fine spells in the afternoon. Cloud will develop by the evening.
Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North-East 13 mph, gusting 22 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.















Sunday 29 March 2020

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, On my walk this morning, I was whisked along the promenade by a strong Easterly wind, coming back was a different story, it was like going up hill all the way! PM we watched TV, US crime drama. Tomorrow work on the kitchen continues! Now for your Funnies!









Off on their Hols!



Thanks Chris!










Passing the time in isolation!


Thanks Derek!














Understanding!













Ooh! Dangerous!













Strange, my abs look just the same!













Innuendo at its' best!













The lowest form of wit!













I am sure as a kiddiewink I tried this!













Oh! Yes! The Stupid!!!


Thanks Nick!











If you lived bear me love I might have obliged!


Thanks Rosemary!










Beat the queues! Grow your own!


Thanks Klaus!










Isolation demands extreme measures!












You have to look at this for a minute or two - to get it!











Inventive cab driver!













The latest thing now you're staying in - Porno Pyjamas!













Still loving the Cousins' slogans!












Look out the cops are round the corner!












Car Bra!!!














See! They don't spend all their time sh*tting in the woods!












One for the chaps - say cheese!












Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Antarctic Whoops!












French Bulldog Love!













Harwich Weather for Monday

Generally cloudy with occasional showers, perhaps with heavier bursts developing at times. Breezy near the coast. Showers mostly dying away overnight with clear spells developing.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.