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Thursday 29 April 2021

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, it was another bright start, but the cold wind continues. We had to visit Colchester pm and it rained, but not enough to help the garden. Now for more fun pictures, again a few short after filtering .Please enjoy them!





It used to be a goldfish you won - now it's a Tibbles!










More mayhem - those Oriental folks can be cruel!


Thanks Klaus!











The Band!


Thanks Gloria!








Crash!


Thanks again Gloria!










Love it!


Thanks Jackie!











The sun shone on the cacti!











The Inappropriate sign guy is back!












OK - What are the rules???













Remember the song?












We sleep under one every night - never thought about it!!!











A likely tale!











Interesting what you see on the underground!












Hey! Do you work for Foxy Bingo?













In the loo - a Klingon peep hole!












Time flies!











Entertainment while enthroned!











The warrior needs a top up!











Ha!












Imaginative delivery man!










Photoshopped of course!











Noooooooooo!












Definite standoff!











Pugs Yeah!














The Babushka always travels with her Kalashnikov!!!












Tonight's caption competition!











How apt!











Sympathetic scar match!












Good plan!












Could well be me!












Think they will catch on?












Yes there is a creature called the Northern Ringed Bee!!!












Just walkies with his hen!










Co-ordination is key!


Thanks Klaus!









Amazing topiary and flowers!


Thanks again Klaus!















Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunshine and scattered showers are expected to end the week across Essex. Many places will remain dry, but it will feel rather cold in the breeze.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 10 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:31

Sunset: 20:18

Moonrise: 23:55

Moonset: 06:55


Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.













Wednesday 28 April 2021

Wednesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, it was milder today, I worked on the boat, and succeeded in installing screen washers. I am now walking round like a penguin after the contortions I had to perform on board! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!




Alli (gator) seems to be having fun!









Totally out of context - but it works!


Thanks Klaus!










Behind!


Thanks Derek!










Do you know what they are going to grow into???











Many of us have been caught like that












It's their crops!













One way of looking at it!













I did and being the klutz that I am I fell over!












Sometimes I sit and thinks - and other times I just sits!











Now ask yourself - are you looking up or - down!













And for my next trick!











If you wish to bleed from the ears!!!











No - no - no!!!











I don't believe that they need chainsaws in Middle Earth!












No cure for stupid!











The Hydrant guerrillas are about again!












Be warned kiddies it you fool around you may end over there!












It is built into us from birth!












I hope Slinky isn't venomous!












Noooooooooooooo!













Well done!











It's Pieces!










Touche!













They don't know what you know!












Someone in the caption room doesn't like you!












Tonight's caption competition!











Novel corn holder!











I'll bet he eats the hat in 3 - 2 - 1











A very nonchalant lizard!












In other words.............!











I bet he understands it better than you!












Good 'ol truckers!














Situation normal!!!


Thanks Vic!











Thanks Derek!









Not funny but a very inspiring story!


Thanks again Derek!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

A bright and chilly start with plenty of sunshine. Cloud increasing through the day with a scattering of showers developing. Feeling rather cold in the breeze.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 10 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:33

Sunset: 20:16

Moonrise: 22:29

Moonset: 06:24


Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.