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Monday 31 January 2022

Monday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today dawned bright, but we had the tail end of storm Corrie. At the beach the sea was a bit lively, and as the ferry left I wondered how the passengers would be feeling in an hour or two! My friends came up trumps tonight which was fortunate as the web did not give up much funny material, so I managed to do the blog after all.





This is an Owlet, he is running!








It's 1990 and I spy Willie Nelson at the back of the band!















That manoeuvre!














Ha Ha Ha!














Sound advice!












On History!











One of my heroes Terry Pratchett!













Boom Tish!


Thanks Geoff!











Ooh!















Holy!!!













Job done!














Just turn the taps on!
















Just good friends!















The next four are from Robert
Thanks !










Oh! Yes!!!!












You will learn!















Translation!












Pills!












You've got to understand!!!












Fake - funny though!











She doesn't look very pleased!













His VHS collection!












Mrs Vader wants you to look into her eyes!











This bed is not big enough for both of us!











I can only imagine that the boss is out for the day!











They will eat absolutely everything!












The unnecessary sign man is back!












Let's go to the theme park they said - it will be fun they said!












Comfy Retreat!















It would appear so!











There must have been a leak in the light!












We had one like that!













I can't talk I once got caught cleaning diesel engine parts
 in the sink - I scratched the sink!















One of the control methods!











Nothing to see there!












The Eye of Sauron!













Sometimes one giggles a tad too loudly!











Meet Cardboard Cowboy!












I pity his springs!












Is he relaxed or paralysed with fear?














Fake - it's the wrong colour!!!


Thanks Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Remaining cloudy with outbreaks of rain and drizzle at times. Breezy with gusty winds along the Essex coast and beaches. Feeling milder than recent days.

Temperature: 13C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 31 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:36

Sunset: 16:45

Moonrise: 07:46

Moonset: 15:24


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.








Sunday 30 January 2022

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another frosty start, but sunny all day. Not much achieved although I did sort out my baseball cap drawer! I walked to the beach and the sea was like glass. Now for more pictorial fun, which I very much hope will entertain - Enjoy!





My name is Winston - I am and English bulldog!








Remember Mary?





















Only an ad - but hey!

















Before it all began!













Now that really is a storm!



Thanks Derek!












Let them!


Thanks Robert!











Temptation!


Thanks again Robert!












Another Great Truth!


Thanks yet again Robert!









That will drive them nuts!










Twin Pikachus!














The upside down room!













Do I see jealousy???













Tibbles is just out of makeup!














I don't think it's salt!!!












Boom Tish!













Want to be driven insane???













Not often that you're cut up by the Batmobile!












I guess they call it ergonomics!













Hmm - Walruses methinks!











Now that's what I call a LIBRARY!!!











Selfie while being chatted up by a moose!











Castle - looks as if it's built with rubbish!














Tibbles turns on the charm!














His special TV show!












My Mum just kissed a bear!!!











You know that saying - "Pulled though a hedge backwards?"












Claiming a deduction!














I have seen many really stupid things in my time but..............!












Love 'em !!!











How about wheelies on a tractor!













Warning!













Meet the Giraffotibbles!












When you're downwind from the nozzle and it's freezing.................!













He seems amused by tonight's effort!











The ape seems to appreciate them too!















Harwich Weather for Monday

A bright day is expected with sunshine. Strong winds slowly decreasing. Chance of a shower, mainly during the afternoon. Clouding over with patchy light rain possibly after dusk.

Temperature: 8C (Inland) and 8°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 18 miles per hour, gusting to 36 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:37

Sunset: 16:43

Moonrise: 06:55

Moonset: 14:04

Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.