Old Git's Funnies: January 2020

Friday 31 January 2020

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I spent an enjoyable morning at the IT group, helping folk with their computer issues. Indoors PM after a walk on the very windy promenade. Now for more pictorial gems, with a little help from my friends!

Diet is a four letter word!

Some may laugh, but growing old myself - I think they're great!

Thanks Klaus!

Oooh! Er!

She might spoil your tan!

I need one!

Similarly, did you see the clip of a couple of kids trying to use a dial telephone?

In most places this is illegal - apparently not for Jack!

Off his face!

I think we've all done this!

That is really mean!

Who is eating my porridge???

Thanks Gloria!

Boom Boom!

Thanks again Gloria!

Deliberate off put!

From 2020, shock images on petrol pumps are mandatory!

Thanks again Klaus!

I do believe some people are trying to rewrite history!

Jamie!

Tibbles goes for the Grand Slam!

We may end up in Guantanamo for this!!!

Carbs are bad news!

Picard is mad!

Thanks Susi!

Know the feeling!

Mine's Bigger than Yours!

Thanks Derek!

We usually blame the dog!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloud and outbreaks of rain spreading Eastwards during the morning, heavy at times. Rain clearing from mid-afternoon allowing sunny spells to develop. Becoming windy, particularly along the coastline.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday 30 January 2020

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day in Clacton, for an induction lecture. It was very interesting but I was rather tired when I arrived home. Today pictures were in short supply so I have added extra video clips.

I thought I was old but...........!

Exciting Technology!

Thanks Gloria!

He wasn't expecting that!

Thanks Klaus!

Never saw anything like it!!!

Thanks again Klaus!

Same packaging 8% less!!!

Right! And then some!

Unfortunate!

A crazy friend, everyone has one of them!

Thanks Klaus!

That's OK then!

Thanks Jackie!

When you've had a bad day, and someone says something nice to you!

Thanks again Klaus!

Now for the Lads a few Bawdy ones -
Sorry ladies!!!

Whoops fancy dress fail!

Nice but why? Especially by the chiller cabinets!

He just had to do it didn't he?

Er! Nothing to say about this!

Inappropriate juxtaposition!

OK how about vibrator racing?

Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Sticky Prank!

Inflatable radio controlled fish!

You just know what's going to happen!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cloudy start with rain spreading Eastwards to affect all areas, mainly during the afternoon. Becoming windy, especially along the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 36 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday 29 January 2020

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been a fine day but cold. I had an exciting time visiting the local recycling centre and the post office. I am publishing early, as I am out on the tiles with the boys tonight. I hope you enjoy tonight's fun stuff!