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Sunday 31 October 2021

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was wet this morning and blowing half a gale. I worked on my computer, trying to sort the rat's nest of cables that have accumulated. Fortunately it dried up after lunch, so I was able to go quickly to the boat to make sure she was secure in the strong wind. All was OK! Now I am doing my best, but we are just a bit short of pictures tonight. It is my fault because I just don't do Halloween, even so a few slipped in. Enjoy!






Junior Wayne's World!








Peter Kay doing what he does best!












Meanwhile at Stone  Henge, They prepare for the return to GMT!

                                                                                    
                                                                        Thanks Robert!












This is not as mad as it looks, he's taking the chassis
 from the factory to the coach builders!












The architect must have been having a migraine!












I will not use them!
They are taking away jobs!!!











I thought at first - Hell's Angel - but no!
He's a librarian!!!












A charging soldier on a Segway - 
what could possibly go wrong?












He's a bit ugly, but he also looks a bit like my midriff!












Love the Cousins' slogans!












When it flowers could I please have some seeds???











Just a picture of a man smoking a pipe with a man smoking a cigar!











I can only assume that he crash landed!











Don't plug in! Don't plug in!!!!












Dad Joke!











I watched it and it was sort of all right......












Tell me officer, have I found myself South of the Mason-Dixon???












Horror pie!











Awww! - Bet it's fake tho!!!













One for the black museum!
Remember AOL? - And a floppy disk???











Archimedes once said -
 "Give me a fixed pivot and a long enough beam and I can lift the Earth!"













Health and Safety - where are you???














Now if you wanted to voyage to the centre of the Earth
this would be a good place to start!!!












Romantic walk - Ha!












OK yea! You're a ghost!












As soon as you point the camera they do this!!!












Adele seems to like the pictures!













The Mad Professor also seems amused!

















Harwich Weather for Monday

Bright and breezy with some coastal showers possible. Sunny spells inland. Starting to feel slightly cooler. Winds less gusty than over the weekend.

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 14°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 13 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:45

Sunset: 17:37

Moonrise: 00:11

Moonset: 16:00


Thanks Essexweather.com



If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at


http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com



Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.
















Saturday 30 October 2021

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It rained all morning, but after lunch I was able to walk dog Roxy to the beach, she is only with us for the day. Now I have collected a few little gems just for you! Please enjoy them!




There's always one!









The Irish Washerwoman
















Always forgetting!













How on Earth did they do that???


Thanks Adrian!













It's tonight - in case you didn't know!


Thanks Jackie!












Looks like they've been in a pie fight!


Thanks Robert!











Boom Tish!


Thanks again Robert!











Lack of think!


Thanks yet again Robert!











Logical!


Thanks even yet again Robert!












Rose buds!


Thanks Rosemary!












Don't laugh!













Looks like a bag of dead leaves to me!













Buy it - If you want to wake screaming in the night!!!













Whether it's the Canaries or Iceland - it's still unbelievably hot!












Seen the Tube - a Knob!














Play on words!












Another portal to another Universe!?












Lucky to have a steel door!












Love the Cousins' slogans!
But this one's from Wales!!!














Yes but they charge squids!!!












Various meanings for "Hurt"!











Clever upcycling!















Creepy message!












Another drain man with a good sense of humour!













Sand art!











Great Question!












Yes but the CO will kill you!












That's new!












Mini Rick Roll!












A joke from Stuart!



Thanks Stuart!











Kaboom Tish!


Thanks Susi - and Robert!












They seem quite amused by tonight's effort!












This little lady is not so sure!
















Harwich Weather for Sunday

A band of occasionally heavy rain crossing the county during the morning. This clearing to sunnier conditions through the afternoon with a few sharp showers. Remaining breezy. Strong coastal winds.

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 14°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 16 miles per hour, gusting to 34 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:45

Sunset: 17:37

Moonrise: 00:11

Moonset: 16:00

Thanks Essexweather.com



If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at


http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com



Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.