Friday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, It was an early start this morning taking the Domestic Goddess to hospital. Great relief, she has had the procedure and spoke to me on the phone this evening. Home on Sunday! I have as you can guess been a bit distracted, but after the good news I have knuckled down and found you quite a shedload of fun stuff! - Please enjoy!

Go on give us a kiss!

My Grandad was from Suffolk and he talked like this!

We've been here!

Definitely out of!

Thanks Barbara!

Or regularly even!

Thanks again Barbara!

Oh! Dear!

Thanks Chris!

So - Bacon is  salad!!!

Thanks Geoff!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Again Geoff!

Hazel's Joke

Thanks Hazel!

White coat syndrome!

Thanks again Hazel!

The next six are from Robert

Thanks Robert!

I think this is American, but I think I get it!

They will have to ask us!!!

Mmmm! Massage!

Another Great Truth!

Meet the Colonel!

Shades of Python!

I suppose there is a logic to this!

Thanks Rosemary!

Smarty bum hasn't noticed the mirror!

Clever quad bike conversion!

Of that I am very relieved!

Clever marketing!

I don't like Halloween, but couldn't resist this!

Retro Tech!

As a mere man I can sympathise with him!

Wha?????

That's a bit unkind!

Even that's better than Planey Mc Planeface!

You know the cat in the hat?

Here's the corollary!

Nothing to say here!

Oh! I can now see it's an advert!

Health and Safety where are you???

Ready Steady Bake!!!

He was wise not to put it inside!!!

No doubt it is of great age too!

The wig stand wears a mask during Facetime!!!

Clever wall art!

Keep moving!!!

As a Grammar Nazi - I love this!

The Auto barrier paradox!

Suicide gun!

Bedtime treat for the pooches!

This took a minute!

Unfair but probably true!

Don't you just hate it when that happens???

There are plenty of them about!

You know what's coming!!!

Thanks Klaus!

No translation necessary!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a chilly start in places, it will be a largely dry and bright day, with some sunny spells. A few light showers developing in the afternoon. Light winds.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) and 14°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 7 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:31

Sunset: 17:52

Moonrise: 18:40

Moonset: 09:23

Thanks Essexweather.com

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http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.