Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 2 September 2026

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, overcast with some drizzle. First to the health centre for Helen's wounds to be re-dressed. and PM to her dentist for a crown replacement. We eventually arrived home at 1600, in time for a welcome cup of tea. There was just time for the first episode of series 5 of Law and Order SVU. Now I have been able to find for you another melange of fun stuff for your amusement. Please enjoy!

Love the Marines' band – let's celebrate!

It's just a piece of card with

Hole in the middle

Through which Towser is peeping!

This took a minute!

A motorised Unicycle!

The remains of a mermaid!

Trainers, possibly for Bonobos!

Somewhat impractical, but cool nonetheless!

Oh1 Dear! Whoops, but it's only a lightning cable!

Albino Moose!

Tree-shaped promontary!

Trainee astronaut!

I wouldn't bother Raccy, nothing up there for you!

Fridge disguised as an amp!

I'm pretty sure that he's too young for that!

Sad demise of a cargo ship!

Sorry, nothing in there!

Now ladies, easy now!

Exremely powerful bunk bed!

Juxtaposition!

He's a big old boy!

That is a rotten bit of blockwork!

The admiring look - at herself!

Good question!

She would now be 100 years old – still the best!!!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Tuesday, 1 September 2026

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started cool, but the sun soon came out and it warmed up. I walked to the beach and met an old friend for a chat. Home again, we did some housework. PM, we are now watching 'Bookish', which we are finding enjoyable, but there are only six episodes, although they are about to release series 2. Now for your funny bits!

I had been at work for 3 years when this came out!

Sea ice from the masthead!

It's amazing the folks you meet on the tube!

Tibbles takes his humans for a walk!

I know it's Israel, but what she's doing, I have absolutely no idea!

Giant metal beetle on a low loader!

Looks like Lord Vader is on his hols!

Weird canal barge conversion!

Zeke and his longhorn view the menu!

No No No No!

Tibbles weighs it up: is he friend or foe?

I wonder who put that there!

We are all asking the same question!

Delicate sand art!

Redneck shower!

I think that they are keyboard keys!

Homemade tank! Eastern Europe?

We live at the seaside. Don't do this; it is dangerous!

By accident or design?

Some people have a weird choice of pets!

If you dived in, I guess it wouldn't get wet!

You may know I have a soft spot for gingers!

(I married one!)

Martin sent me this 15 years ago!

He wasn't expecting that!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Monday, 31 August 2026

Dear Family and Friends, After a spectacular downpour during the night, the day dawned with sun and clouds. I decided to not walk today but did my exercises instead. Later I ventured out to the filling station to fill the car. I noticed that the prices were really eyewatering! However, all we can do is moan about it, but we buy it anyway! Your ration of fun stuff comes hot and steaming from the depths of the Internet, where I managed to collect sufficient for tonight's blog. Please enjoy them!