Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it was foggy, I walked to the beach, but couldn't see a thing! Later we hit Morrisons for groceries, but were home in good time for hot chocolate. I did a bit more work on my engine project, and PM we watched TV - Criminal Minds again, this is going to be a long haul, we are on season 2 and there are 18! Now for your funnies!

When this came out we thought it was amazing.

Sadly Neil died a couple of days ago.

Sorry - couldn't resist!

Must be heated!

I keep looking - are they oranges???

That is a very big Woody!

Et tu Brute?

Ba Dum Tss!

Motor engineering can be very interesting!

Oh! It's one of those pumpy squirty things!

Left it in Liverpool did we?

Kitchen warrior!

Too many Guns in America!

Wow that view!

Cardboard sculpture!

Choo choo - on the road!

One way to hold up the XIVth Legion!

A lady doing the work of a ratchet strap!

Yes and I am sure that you think they are elegant!

Er! How???

Towser takes the strain!

Someone's coming to join in the fun!

Go on Towser!

Nobody likes a show off!

They made a bazooka and were ultimately bazookered!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Tuesday, 3 March 2026

Turesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day at Polley Towers, first the blind man arrived ( he can see, but puts up blinds!). Shortly after our friendly neighbourhood heating engineer came to carry out the annual service on the heating boiler, thankfully all OK. PM it was back to 'Criminal Minds' looking inside the heads of serial killers. Fascinating stuff! Now I have been abroad, in my continuing search for the latest fun stuff. I hope that you will approve of today's haul!

The Everly Brothers were the first with this.

We saw them in Ipswich in 1959!

Sounds like today's app sites!

Thanks John!

Top that!

Juxtaposition!

You are either incredibly brave, or totally stupid!

40,000 volts - and they are, working on them live!

Do you know You're standing on my foot? - No but if you hum it I'll play it!

Poor bee is duped!

Floral Chameleon!

Be very careful reading your water meter!

I wonder how they did that!

Freeze then thaw then freeze again!

I can only guess, that it's a ferry!

A meeting in the ocean!

Towser is now a deputy!

If you're 20 stone, skateboarding probably not for you!

Good morning - excuse the wart hogs!

Novel sidecar!

I have the feeling that this guy doesn't belong to the Green Party!

Small figure - or very large kitten!

Not the place of choice to be!

It is so important - please please encourage you kids to read or it might just die out!!!

You are better than me I can't do that!

The 'Come and get me' manouver!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Monday, 2 March 2026

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was mild and sunny. We therefore had an expedition to Perrywood Garden Centre. As you can guess, we did not return empty handed. PM more Criminal Minds on TV, and now I have collected a handful of jolly stuff with which to hopefully create a little bit of merriness!