Dear Family and Friends, It was the hottest day so far. I walked to the beach; I normally sit for four minutes before returning. Today after 2 minutes it was so hot I had to move. I must confess we spent most of the day cowering in front of the aircon! PM, we have almost finished 'The Mentalist' Series 1; tomorrow we will be into Series 2. There's quite a lot of dark humour in it! Now for your funnies.
A bit corny but nostalgic, I saw Lonnie Donegan at the Odeon Colchester in 1959!
Dad Joke
Stolen from FB!
Dad Joke 2!
Da Boom Tish!
I think that they do float – for a while!!!
They crashed off the road and found themselves in Jurassic Park!
Slinky is feeling rather blue!
Health and safety, where are you???
A trainer in Lego!
Hmm! I think I'll pass, thank you!
Strange people you meet on the underground!
I hope that he's only being playful!
There's big hair, and then there's BIG HAIR!
How to terrify your child on their birthday!
Lampy is illuminating his work!
Novel water shade!
I'm a one-man band – that's what I am!
I wonder what he's on!
Unusually, I have seen this vessel before; it is a novelty tug!
Dear Family and Friends, It's becoming hot, hot, hot! We had a busy morning. Herself to the health centre, then we hit Morrisons, and in the PM I was at the pharmacy. After that we relaxed with more 'The Mentalist', which is both criminal and funny. Now it is my calling to find for you yet more fun stuff for your evening's entertainment. I hope that they are to your liking!
Another look at the Wirtschaft Wunderland!
I am indirectly connected! 😎
Clever ploy!
More home truths!
They do work girls hard in the army!
There are idiots on the water and then there are dangerous idiots!
Manshower!
No no no no. no!
Goldfish or mermaid – you choose!
A transparent car – who would have thought?
Just another angle on 'painting yourself into the corner'!
That's not how you play Jenga!!
Too many guns in America! –
They're even arming the earth movers!
You're supposed to shake it – not drop it!
Juxtaposition!
The goats love you!
I'm guessing, but do you think this is from the USA???