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Monday, 26 October 2026

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today I dressed up to go walking, just reached the front of the house, and it started to rain. I therefore beat a hasty retreat! Instead, I did exercises, did some pottering jobs, and finished by lunch. PM, we are now into series 13 of Law and Order SVU. More blood and thunder, but clever plots! Now for more of my usual blend of sarky and slightly smutty humour. I hope that they make you titter just a bit!








No – she's just inflating it!











Tonight we are all Cajun!
















I wonder who is interviewing whom?

















Artificial white water!















I am wondering what the collective pronouns are for wookies!
















It is true that toads can suffer from sunburn!

















There are several of these in the Canary Islands, caused by volcanic activity!

















A wooden motorbike - why not?














Juxtaposition!















Pig wrestling can be fun!















Junior Viking!
















Too many guns in America; they're even arming the lawnmowers!















Decorating your cappuccino may be going too far!















Yes! Ostrich racing is a thing!
















Amazing who you meet on the tube!














She's helping, as he's scared of loud noises!
(As a child I too was terrified of loud noises!)














Is it a tatt? - I think more likely face painting!














'Let's go white water rafting,' they said – 'it will be fun,' they said!
















Star Wars fan!














Is that legal?














This shopkeeper has anger issues!
















In my day it was sweets and a puppy!













You may be aware, I hate fake leather sofas!
















Bzzzzzzzz!













Have you gone cross-eyed yet?
















Harwich Weather for Tuesday


Thanks BBC!

Maybe if you like boats and the sea,
you would like to go over to my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by

Richard.












 

Sunday, 25 October 2026

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today it rained a bit, but it blew and blew. The Haven Authority was reporting 45 kn of wind! My self-preservation instinct cut in, and I stayed indoors. I did a few minor odd jobs. The highlight was a trip to the recycling centre, and now I can get into the garage!. Now it is behoven to me to go out there into cyberspace again, with the challenge of finding the newest and best that the Web has to offer, in the way of humour. I very much hope that I have succeeded!
















A nice tribute, played in Trafalgar Square!
















My favourite painter's best picture, Starry Night!
















Gosh! He's a biggie!
















You are a better man than me, Gunga Dinn!















Towser faces down Boston Dynamics' best!

















A Banksy – (possibly)!















A beard of bees!















You know that I have a soft spot for gingers. I wonder what the collective pronoun for them is?
Someone suggested a packet of ginger nuts!














Imaginative welding!















Surprisingly, he appears unmoved!















Plastic toys?














Hmmm!
















The AtAt misbehaved; the Stormtrooper is dismayed!














I can sympathise!
















Too many guns in America!
















I'm guessing, but it looks like a deadly giant crossbow!















Pencil sculpture - whatever next?
















Window display piece?
















Too many guns in America 2!
















Banana sculpture!















Quadruple trouble!!!













We are nearly at the end!














Is that you, Boris???
(Short of cash, are we?!















Not sure about this lot. Possibly famous a long time ago!

















Harwich Weather for Monday!

Thanks BBC!


Maybe if you like boats and the sea,
you would like to go over to my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by

Richard.