Your Weekend Funnies

 

 Dear Family and Friends, Yesterday I missed a significant landmark; it was my 4500th blog! So today it's 4501! It was 14 years ago that I started this, and I told myself that if I made it to 4000. I would stop, but here we are! So please enjoy tonight's effort, and thanks for your loyal support!

When this came out (1957), we kids were absolutely blown away!

Dear Spike!

He's a legend!

Worth a try!

In the late 80s my son bought one of these in San Francisco!

Your secret is safe with us!

Heavy machinery whoops!

Novel petrol pump!

Hey – I thought that you were supposed to put them out, not start them!

Tibbles in the hall of mirrors!

It was a bit chilly outside last night!

I used to take my pet rock for a walk!

This is a nerdy tech joke!

Novel wall art!

Clever statue!

Handygirl outfit!

Europe is pulling the plug; you can do that too!

(From Denmark!)

Dad Joke!

It's an epidemic now!

Dad Joke 2!

Yoga chaps? – worth giving it a go???

Eye-watering!

Homemade roller coaster!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks, BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

 Dear Family and Friends, Today was a mixture of clouds and sun. I walked to the beach, and the chilly wind rather cancelled out the warmth of the sun. Later we hit Morrisons for essentials but were home well before lunch. PM we watched yet more 'Criminal Minds'; we will soon have to search for Series 9. Now I have again delved into the morass that is the lower part of the Web to attempt to find the latest and best fun stuff, especially for you!

Schamalzy? I can give you Schmalzy – from the Netherlands, of course!

Just remember that they are more scared of you than you are of them!

This courtesy of Private Eye!

Definitely – only I couldn't afford a bike with derailleur gears!

Boozer's secret stash!

She's blissfully unaware!

It's called a nacreous cloud!

One way to avoid those pesky chickens!

Backup!

His only interest in you is that you are protein!

Well! They are called 'space hoppers' after all!

Dumbo is feeling lucky today!

There are mullets and then there are modified mullets!

I don't think that he will get life insurance!

Flasher!

Clever posing!

They can't jump, but they have one hell of a reach!

Too many guns in America, machine guns in suitcases –

Where have I heard of that before, a long time ago???

Juxtaposition!

You've sussed me at last!

Fake news – is it?

I do believe that's the very latest Android phone!

That isn't how it's supposed to happen!

Suddenly -  Penguin!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Thanks, BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.