Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 18 September 2026

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixture of clouds and sun, but it stayed dry. It was health centre again today for a dressing change; it was early, so I had time to walk to the beach on our return. I then earned a brownie point or two vacuuming the stairs. PM, we had a visit from an old friend with a card and present for my birthday. She couldn't come tomorrow, the actual day, as she is away for the weekend. Quivering with anticipation, the day will soon be here! Now for your funnies!

Cacophony, but in a nice way!

We know how you feel, Britannia!

An old meme with current overtones!

Not for me!

Wood elf swing!

Dangerous, but the Harwich kids do it in the harbour!

That's new - a Hello Kitty fire extinguisher

Here's me looking at you!

Rare albino, we saw one at Leeds Castle!

Practising for Mars?

What a waste of money!

Vessels or vehicles???

Hey Ratty, you do know what it is!

You can't make a ship's gun cuddly!

Down he went!

New bin lady on the round!

If it's where I think, it may be a runway!

Turn of phrase!

Oooh!

Pardon?

Was this made like that, or was his head knocked off?

I really don't like green paint!

Whoops!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe if you like boats and the sea,

you would like to go over to my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by

Richard.

Thursday, 17 September 2026

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today we had showers, but it brightened up in the afternoon. We were up early for an appointment at the health centre. Immediately after breakfast we had a call to say it was cancelled due to staff sickness, so it's tomorrow instead. In any event we had to go to the opticians anyway, home well before lunch. PM, we watched the last two episodes of 'Reacher,' gripping stuff and very gory! Now I have gathered together some more pictures of the funny persuasion with which I hope you will be able to titter just a little. Please enjoy them!

Flying low or belly flop?

In Dresden, with yes, 1000 performers!

I don't think so!

You've still got that old thing?

Pays to check!

Smug look!

Bruin says, 'Hi!'

You may be one, but you certainly don't look like a Muppet!

A lighter that looks like an extinguisher?

Hmm!

Well! That's different!

A wicker motorbike—why not???

This is on the Danube; it's huge, or so I'm told!

Necessity is the mother of invention!

It's because you're color-coordinated!

Oh! It was you that planted the limpet mines, was it?

No chance, pal! I confess I would have difficulty too!

Theoretically, you can make a guitar from anything!

Kamikaze slide!

A very large rubber duck!

My memory is going like that!

I wonder what he's on!

Almost the end!

Even nearer to the end!

Now she is totally terrifying!

Oriental ninja splash!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe if you like boats and the sea,

you would like to go over to my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by

Richard.

Wednesday, 16 September 2026

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a mix of sun and clouds with a short shower. I walked to the beach; the sea was calm, and all was well. Chatted with an old friend on the way home. Later I earned a brownie point or two by vacuuming upstairs. PM even more crime TV. Now it is once again time for me to offer up a serving of fun stuff, in the hope of making you giggle just a bit!

Just good friends!