Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day, but with a stiff breeze. No walks today, as I had to attend an eye clinic in Colchester. Matt drove me, as I had to have drops in my eyes and was not allowed to drive home. Back before lunch with a procedure booked for September. Now my eyes are focusing again so I can compose tonight's blog. Please enjoy them!

I dreamt of being able to do this – I never could!

Juxtaposition!

Sloth joins in the exercises!

Match ignition at ultra-high speed shutter!

Is it stuffed? - I very much hope so!

Novel, a bike rack on a bike!

Only inches to spare. Warship in the Panama Canal!

Old, but still beautiful!

Underwater wickerwork – who knew?

Easy in zero gravity!

They can find food anywhere!

Too many guns in America! – They're even arming the raccoons

Not a day to go for a swim!

Arctic fox? Nah!

Double skydive over either Egypt or AI!

I am being followed, but I guess he's on a bike!

Fake! Although it looks like 'The Old Man of Hoy!

Juxtaposition 2!

GT sports sofa!

The smallest and the largest!

Tibbles is that really you?

Nobody is as hard as he is!

They have the moves!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Thanks BBC!

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Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

 

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was forecast to be cooler. I walked to the beach, and the sun was so strong, I could only sit for a couple of minutes and then had to head for home. I had a trip to the pharmacy, the filling station and the post office. That was enough excitement for one day, and in the pm we were again watching 'The Mentalist'. It is quite gory, but there is plenty of humour too! Now for yet another package of fun stuff sent directly to you!

1964 - Really? That long ago?

No names!

It's always about the money!!!

I know that it's been hot, but..............!

Oops!

They must be male!

It's a mess, but strangely I like it!

Poor Goddess has sprung a leak!

I presume that the giant bong is for demonstration purposes only!

Good work chaps!

Towser takes a selfie!

Hmmm!

The Romans used them as guard dogs!

Froggy has a passenger!

When they say 'longhorn', they really mean 'long-horned'!

Towser disapproves of his human watching TV!

Candyfloss in bulk!

It is hoped that they are tame ones!

Swoosh!

Not sure, maybe jet boats!

Tibbles is relieved!

I suspect that the dent was already there!

Not too keen on the candleabra!

Tibbles is pleased to see his human!

No, it's not Big Brother, but it could make you go crosseyed!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

 

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cooler today; my walk to the beach was really pleasant, but by the time I arrived home, I was – yes – hot again. We hit Morrisons early for our fortnightly foray; it was very busy, but we made it home in good time. I did a little sweeping, but I started to heat up again, so I stopped and dived indoors. Now for a few more 'little gems', which it is hoped will raise a titter or two!

It's all honky-tonk tonight!

Nothing to see here!

I have been here; it means 'Crossroads'. It's in Amish country!

Dad Joke 2!

Dad Joke!

Too many guns in America!

(She's having far too much fun!)

Can you see it? Because I can't!

Having a little rest on the way over!

Don't cry over spilt milk – make a picture instead.

Hardwired in the male!

Umbrellas at the ready!

Top fit, but baby looks bored!

OK – that's going to work!

Clever face art, but perhaps a little scary!

Chomp!

One wonders where she is heading!

Indian festival is she inflatable?

Juxtaposition!

How nice on a hot day!

Trophy for petrolheads!

Why bother!!!

Wait for the karate chop!

Slow mo splash!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.