Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it rained, so I didn't walk, and then it rained again. I must not complain; it is sorely needed. I spent the time archiving pictures; my collection of our old town is becoming quite enormous! PM, we are well into series 12 of Law and Order SVU, and now it is time to gather myself together and knuckle down to picture grabbing to fill the blog for tonight! Please enjoy!

Incoming!!!

And now for something completely different!

(I have sold several of these back in my auctioneering days. 

but they were all pedal operated!)

Now a very topical 'T'!

My kind of 'T'

Clever advertising! 

My wife's aunt said, 'Die Schmetterlingen sind durchsichtig.'

Now my very poor German told me that 'Durch' is 'through' and 'sichtig' is 'see'.

So I learned a new word – 'transparent'!

Juxtaposition!

I think that this lady likes cats a little too much!

He loves his Moray eel!

Songebob and friend - for beakfast???

I just can't understand what this is all about!

In the best possible taste!

I am guessing that Grandad used to be a biker!

That's enough of your talking about cats!!!

Found at last - a Unicorn!

Is that you, Del???

He seems blissfully unaware, or is he holding the insurance policy?

Running the Bulls in Pamplona does have its downsides!

The low-tech way to tow a broken-down beamer!

This took a minute – chaps – it's a bra shop!

I am looking the other way!

Oh! You're colour co-ordinated!

Ah! We had flooring like that - we got rid of it!

Is that the Garen of Eden then?

They do like a little bit of fun!
 

It's all action fun down at the bakery!

Harwich Weather for Monday 

Thanks BBC!

Maybe if you like boats and the sea,

you would like to go over to my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was bright with a few clouds. The man said it would rain at 1430, and sure enough it did. Meanwhile, I walked early to the beach; it was cool but bright. I met an old friend, and we prattled on for a while. Later I confess that we had a lazy day. I fiddled on the computer, and PM, we started on series 12 of Law and Order SVU. Now here is tonight's effort at raising a giggle or two. I really hope that it does!

Smile, and the world smiles with you!

In my teens when we had beach barbecues, we used to sing this, amongst others!

It worked!

Much more fat, but they do taste good!

(Double entendre!)

Go on then! - Jump!

Novel loo decor!

You know what I usually say!

Now ask yourself, is this a statue or a real person?

I see a face! - Actually it's some very neat wiring!

Take off!

Possibly fake!

Off to the Crusades (Cyber version)!

I think your carbs are shot pal!

Not Motocross, more Motocrash!

Nobody is as cool as these two!

This isn't going to end well!

Photobomb!

Everyone's offended these days!

This is totally ridiculous, but I want one!

You have been warned!

Hot dogs!

Tibbles has joined the army!

Redheads, I cannot resist!

Sorry, but I am not too keen on marble wall tiles!

Just eyewatering!

You didn't make a passage plan, did you?

(You are very lucky the mast stayed up!)

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe if you like boats and the sea,

you would like to go over to my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by

Richard.