Sunday's Funnies

 Dear Family and Friends, It was another nice day with light wind and lots of sun after a chilly start. In the morning after an uneventful walk to the beach, we pottered in the garden and pm we watched yet more 'Criminal Minds' series 9. Now I have had a foray into the Internet's mire to extricate a few more choice treasures to try and make you titter – just a little!

Slinky is off to the fancy dress ball!

Have you ever heard of six hand boogie woogie?

If only!!!

Shades of Terry Pratchett!

I am hoping that there's water at the bottom!

They aren't very effective are they?

Luxury Tree House!

Celestial Goaaaaaal!

Improvised mechanisation!

Mud tug of war can be fun!

How about a half ton salami!

If you wait, we'll sing you the song of our people!

Alternative bouquet!

Will he make it? - I think he will!

Extravagant chateau – or is it a schloss?

Not many available in the latest cars!

He's a realist!

Portuguese carnival!

Idiot, but then we knew that because you bought a Tesla Cyber truck!

Me too Donald!

Handy table – that bites!

This took a moment!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Thanks BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

 

Saturday's Funnies

 Dear Family and Friends, It was yet again sunny and warm. I walked to the beach and met a couple of old friends, so time passed. I arrived home in time for a cup of tea with the boss before we tackled a challenge in the garden. There are three dead stumps which needed cutting down to ground level, which was achieved with a reciprocating saw, but the downside was that my arms nearly fell off! PM, we are now on series 9 of 'Criminal Minds' – all intriguing stuff! Now here are your funnies, the newest and best that I could find!

Just a cute little ass!

This lady is rather famous in the Netherlands!!

I would do that too!

Clever illusion!

It's hot in there, and the crowd is tiresome, so therefore!

A likely tale!

Too many guns in America; just look at that beast!

It's a wonder that Towser can gain traction!

This is where the strongest genes prevail!

Some people choose exotic pets, and some wear them!

Not too sure what's going on here!

Juxtaposition!

Dad Joke!

Dad Joke 2!

Ba Dum Tss!

Catch it, Towser!

That's certainly going to fly!

Go for it Grandad!

That's when the fight started!

It's complex!

KO!

Harwich Weather for Sunday 

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

 

Your Weekend Funnies

 

 Dear Family and Friends, Yesterday I missed a significant landmark; it was my 4500th blog! So today it's 4501! It was 14 years ago that I started this, and I told myself that if I made it to 4000. I would stop, but here we are! So please enjoy tonight's effort, and thanks for your loyal support!

When this came out (1957), we kids were absolutely blown away!

Dear Spike!

He's a legend!

Worth a try!

In the late 80s my son bought one of these in San Francisco!

Your secret is safe with us!

Heavy machinery whoops!

Novel petrol pump!

Hey – I thought that you were supposed to put them out, not start them!

Tibbles in the hall of mirrors!

It was a bit chilly outside last night!

I used to take my pet rock for a walk!

This is a nerdy tech joke!

Novel wall art!

Clever statue!

Handygirl outfit!

Europe is pulling the plug; you can do that too!

(From Denmark!)

Dad Joke!

It's an epidemic now!

Dad Joke 2!

Yoga chaps? – worth giving it a go???

Eye-watering!

Homemade roller coaster!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks, BBC!

Maybe try my other blog

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.