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Tuesday 31 July 2018

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a pleasant day, with sunshine and showers. Walked our lodger along the promenade, and later visited the Post and Pharmacy. Now I am about to come up with another exciting episode of that which I am hoping will entertain you!









Ironing board surfing!











I have experienced this several times in France!













It was a man!












One method of persuasion!













Fear is brown!













Have another drink!













Looking from another angle!












Just sit back!











Grand canyon fraud!












Meteorite that fell on China











Peachy - or Melony!












IQ test.......


Thanks Robert!











Another great truth!


Thanks again Robert!











Dad didn't approve of her top!












Appropriate in the circumstances!











This is a flood in Uppsala - the Swedes don't seem very bothered!












Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!










Gerroff!












The first quad loop in the World!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday


Dry across all areas with good spells of sunshine. Becoming very warm inland, but cooler along the Essex coast with onshore breezes developing.
Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 
Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Our weather station at 1915





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday 30 July 2018

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed showery day, I walked our lodger (Dog) along the sea front, and was only slightly rained on. Helped friends with a slightly virused computer, and now I am descending to the nether regions once again to find more fun stuff for you all!








Sweet, but I hope they give him a sleeping pill!













Cheeky fun from 48 years ago!















Tooth repair Japanese style
(Hello Kitty!)













Prison?











It starts very young!











A star is born!












That look!












Not sure what's going on, but he's from South Africa!












Bellycados!











Roman hot bath still in use in Algeria!












I suppose he got what he wanted!












Surface tension - that's it!














We knew that it would happen - eventually!












Sometimes crows are smarter than people!














Joanne - this is especially for you!














Just a political comment!


Thanks Robert!











That's told him!












Is this by design of accident?













Clippy - there you are!
I thought we got rid of this little swine in Windows 98!












Nobody like a smart arse!













If it's Russia - he's probably p*ssed!














Harwich Weather for Tuesday




Cloudy with heavy or thundery rain at first will clear during the morning leaving a fine day with lengthy sunny spells.
Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 
Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com



As you can see the gales have dropped






Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday 29 July 2018

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was rainy all day, so we stayed inside. Had a visit from Son Matt and Daughter-in-law Jenn, to deliver our guest for the week Millie the dog.
Now it is time once again for me to do my best to entertain with the latest fun stuff from "Down There"!








This is chalk, as in "Cliffs of Dover"
It looks like this because it is millions of skeletons













Not necessarily the best but even I giggled!














Pardon?












You are correct!












These are Ukrainian Prostitutes from the '30s
they worked in state run brothels and had regular health checks
Sensible? - Just saying...













I have absolutely no idea what's going on here!


Thanks Camilla!











Often the case...........!


Thanks Derek!











Concise and to the point!













It goes on and on!













Punctuation - it's important!












Just a chipmunk stealing chips!












Love the Cousins' slogans - but this one's a bit dark!













Phallic Rune seen on a toilet wall
Makes my eyes water!













Tiny Astronomer in a wall - that's all!












Boom Boom!


Thanks Pete!











He found this behind the mirror in his friend's bathroom!












Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Another "Ta Da" moment!












Serves you right - fool!












Harwich Weather for Monday


Occasional sunshine, but showers will develop during the morning with brisk winds. Then warm sunny spells during the afternoon with isolated showers and lighter winds. 
Maximum temperature: 23 deg C 
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com



New...I have learned how to embed video from my weathercam


(I'm still working on the quality!






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.