Old Git's Funnies: September 2013

Monday, 30 September 2013

Funnies on this Monday

Dear Family & Friends, I have decided I do not have a cold, I have Man Flu! Again the effects on my sense of humour are not the best. Despite everything, I have attempted under very difficult circumstances, to find some Funny Stuff for your amusement...

1. Thanks Geoff for this...No! This can't be real....

Oh! Yes it IS !!!

2. This college boy just loves his Popcorn!

3. Oh Them Russians! Crazy water ride!

Well - at least the wheels didn't come off!

Gallery

Awwwww! True love!

Unfortunate analogy

And yes he did say it!

Bill's a philosopher

Mean girl! - But clever!

No I haven't seen a pig swimming with a stingray!

Not this Summer!

Hmmm! I will say nothing - I don't need the Knock at the door!

Sorry - no jokes tonight so here's

a (Polish - would you believe)

movie clip...

I'm pleased that the driver jumped clear!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather from my home station

Summary for Tuesday

Sunny intervals, chilly E wind Max 15c

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Dear Family & Friends, I have a cold, so I am suffering from a severe sense of humour loss! Undeterred, I pulled my head out from under the steam bath towel and found just for you the following :-

1. Not funny but impressive and very scary - Boeing Champ

2. This from Pete, 6th June was D day anniversary

artists created figures on Arromanches Beach to commemorate those who lost their lives on that Day

3. Thanks Barbara for this - Starwars 4 in

Just a few minutes

Gallery

Poor old Rick - still rollin' !

I'm a penguin!

Extreme golfing

Sheesh!

Policing in England

Now there's an idea!

Britannia is back on the rails!

I would attend Parkeston station in the early Fifties to watch her

haul the Continental Boat train!

Story of my life

Lonely!

Joke Central

John's Joke

Dick's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Geoff's Joke 2

Thanks Guys!

Boarding!

Thanks Matt C !

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Yet more sun! Max 16c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 27 September 2013

Dear Family & Friends, Sorry but there's not much out there tonight so sorry girls, look away now - this is "Boy's night in"

Out on the pull? Here's How!

Gallery

Rearview?

New saw Bag ladies like this!

Bagels?

Always put the beer on the bottom shelf

Torment!

Bikini competition - great move lad !

It sank because 20 tons of silicone!

Bum Floss!

le Nez!

No Jokes tonight so here's a clip

Weather for Harwich on Saturday

Sunny Max 16c Cool Ely wind

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Funnies for Wednesday

Dear Family & Friends, Had to go shopping today - Oh! Joy! - Paint for 2 bedrooms for starters - I believe my future is being mapped out for me! Here are your Funnies.....

1. Harry - anyone for Quiddich? Just fire up the broomstick!

2. This is cruel, baby misses Daddy's Beard

3. Ferret down your trousers? No give 'em a box of

Poly beads!

Gallery

I cannot decide whether.....

The clue is Buzz off!

Would you like fries with that sir?

Behaviour

Important problem in the First World - do you like it all over or on the side?

World's Tallest man made climb - Netherlands

As if it happened all the time!

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

John's Joke

Dick's Joke

You think English is Easy?

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloudy with sunny intervals Max 16c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Funnies on this Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, It was another day of computer bashing, I use 3 grades of hammer for this work! Having let off steam, with the help of my friends I found you some more pictorial fun!...

Thanks Phill!

Thanks Pete!

Childhood memories from Chris Hart

Thanks Chris!

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