Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family & Friends, The Weekend is here again, let's hope it will be up to expectations.Today was grey and dull, a bit like the inside of my head at the moment. Never mind, time now for a bit more mirth....

1.  Thanks Paul for this, a bit long, but fun! - 

The Plumbers

2.  A rare cloud form seen over Texas Morning Glory

3.  A university Choir cover "Royals" 

N.B nearly as good as Harwich Sing!

I think the Russians have discovered perpetual motion!

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Sorry but I loved this one!

No contest!

Yuk that's cheap!

Maybe he's just proud of his brolly

Sheltering under an icon

Ah! - I think I understand now...

With the coincidence of Hannukah and Thanksgiving - thought this was nice!

Yes Chocolate

Gender stereotyping

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks as ever!

Late Entry from South Africa

  

Thanks Elna!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early showers dying away to leave a dry and fairly sunny day. Fresh to strong North-Westerly winds will gradually ease and feeling less cold as a result. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks for your loyal support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, Today we took our car to Ipswich for a manufacturer recall, it took 5 hours. During this time we mooched round the shops....

which I have to say nearly wore my legs down to the knees!

Never mind, there are still a few Funnies left out there as you will see...

1.  I have to confess that I cannot do this! Gymnast doing 10 backflips

2.  More on that "What does the Fox say" thing - this time a Russian guitarist  Interprets

3.  Bouncing rocks on a frozen pond Sound like a laser gun to you?

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X-Actly!

My Study (Not really) - Computer room in 1970s

They said "Let the chiken chill in the sink!"

Thanks Elna!

Bitchy Look

Nothing left to see!

This may take a minute!

Thanks George Takei!

Redundant sign!

Never put Xmas lights on a palm tree!

Thanks John!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Derek's Joke 4

Thanks Derek - You've been busy!  :-)

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy start with patchy light rain, but this edging away by late morning with some brighter spells developing through the course of the afternoon. Light to moderate Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks as usual!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Wednesday

Dear Family & Friends,

 Sorry no fancy stuff tonight! I am off for a night out with the boys! So here we go....

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More on that Fox thing (See previous Blog)

Another Selfie

No it's not what it seems  :-)

Last thing to see!

2 positives do not make a negative.....

Yea Right!

From my old mate Paul a few Steve Jobs Funnies....

Sorry no Jokes tonight

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloudy conditions are set to continue with only brief interludes of sunshine during the afternoon. A cold Northerly breeze developing. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Monday

Dear Family & Friends, I hope that your new week will go very well! As usual I have tried to find some funny and interesting objects for your amusement.

Big Pride, our Grandson Ma'ayan plays a jazzy version of

"Jingle Bells"

1.

2.  Bunny Eats Parsley In SloMo 

3.  Only in Russia! - The guys manage a low tech solution to 

Haul a SUV out of a frozen lake

4.  I just keep on finding them - another prodigy plays Banjo

Oh my mark........play Dead!

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Teapot Clarkson

Novel Loo signs

Hmmmm!.......Moo

Oldie but goodee

Had your chips

Cruel - but true!

Maybe!

Draughts in the channel!

Heard a lot of stuff about "What the Fox says"

Couldn't understand it - at all!

It comes from those crazy Norwegians,

This explains all!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke

A Bit More Wisdom

John's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cold start with local fog patches slowly clearing. Otherwise, a dry day across the district with variable cloud and a greater chance of seeing some spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Thanks Essex Weather Centre Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.