Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is it going? Well I hope, just a few more odds and ends which I hope might just raise a snigger!

Interesting - I wouldn't try this too often though!

This is weird - Bots playing music!

Crazy but true - a bit long but worth it!

My bed - no my bed!

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Beard Lollies? Why not!

Swordswallower - that's a bit of a mouthful!

The Wicked Goddess barbecues her favourite - Crocodile

 over hubby's burning golf clubs....bit of a story there then!

Russian lady soldiers off on holiday - wonder where they're off to...?

I wish I could have this sign in my front garden...

Mum and Dad Scam their son's Facebook Profile

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhh!

How to be an upper class little sh*t

The Cousins always have a good slogan!

Inverted snobbery Advert

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Low cloud and extensive mist will linger for a time, only slowly lifting to allow brighter conditions to develop late morning. Apart from a isolated shower, most parts of the district will enjoy a warm and sunny afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.31 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks th Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy old day in Harwich with computers flying in and out. Thankfully I'm on top again now, sooooo now for Funnies....

Thanks Klaus!

We may have seen this guy before - He's mad you know!

This one is fairly loopy too!

Each to his own - Watermelon cutting

Feeling seasick yet?

I'm not sure why I put this in...but it is clever - isn't it?

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Dedicated follower of fashion!

This transportation is cool but see below...

Hey Russian people you're going the wrong way...Walmart's over there!

More cool - Redneck Ferrari

But nobody is as cool as this guy! Check out the sun umbrella!

Or this chap - from Wien perhaps?

The Confessional

Cute socks...

Discovery

Can't see why...

Now I'm not going to be chauvinistic here but look at his expression!

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Travel in groups

Thanks Pamela  (Holland)!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another cloudy start is expected with showery rain affecting many parts during the morning. The best of any bright or sunny weather reserved for the late afternoon and early evening. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.33 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It's a bit different tonight, friends have sent quite a lot of pictorial stuff so I have dispensed with the clips...

Thanks Nick!

This took a minute...it's all Lego!

Thanks Matt C.

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At last! - Perpetual Motion!

Snow board snorkelling?

Nothing to say here!

He's dead Jim...

My Face

On his way to Walmart no doubt!

Thanks to George Takei - his words

Oh! Myyyyyyyy!

This is so bad - it might actually be good.

(Sorry Lord)

Man / Woman poem

Thanks Geoff!

Look carefully they're not that close together, but compare the size of an Airbus A380

 against a Boing 737 !

I love the dog's expression - he is really P***ed off!

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks Bill !

Even More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Monday

Early mist and fog patches lifting to leave a fairly warm, bright day with a mixture of sunshine and showers. The chance of hail and thunder in any heavier afternoon showers. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 5.35 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com ! 

Thanks for calling in!
Edit... Late news - Thanks to you we just
 passed 70,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More April Showers, but that's normal I guess. Having revived a computer I now feel free to amuse you once again.....

Now I know we've seen this before, 

but my Sister-in-Law loves this so Susi - 
this is for you!

Thanks Klaus!

Checkout prank

Thanks Klaus - again!

He's Mad Pal!

Twin 16 Valve Models!

Oooh here's another one of those......

Hang on a minute..........where was I ?

I love it! But is it a balloon or a kite or.......If Alan davies is watching - It's a Blue Whale!

Meanwhile on Dovercourt Beach, Richard prepares for Summer!

Yes it is!

Thanks!

Thanks Maggie!

Genius

Boom Boom!

More clever US marketing

Now I would not eat this, I have no wish to be Jet Puffed!!!

Sorry No Jokes Tonight - so on with the Animations...

This from Ukraine

Thanks Natasha!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Increasing cloud after a bright, sunny start leading to further spells of rain. Brighter conditions should return for the afternoon and evening. Feeling cooler than of late in moderate South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature of 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 85 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.39 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thank you for calling in!

Cheers!

Richard.