Halloween Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Tonight it's Halloween, we were taught that there were "Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long leggedy Beasties and Things that go bump in the night - Dear Lord Protect us" Now it's kids asking for treats....progress maybe! I have tried to introduce a bit of Halloween spirit into tonights offering. Meanwhile I am told that Christmas music was playing in Mothercare today!!!

BTW in UK today it was the warmest Halloween ever - in parts of S. England they had 23C !!!

Silly Samsung

Love these two ladies not sure of the accent but certainly West of England

The Marines are coming home from Camp Bastion, they sadly burn their Porn!

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If you can't find a pumpkin - how about a duck courgette!

Sadistic Tattoo artist!

Cruel but funny at the same time..

Oh! Those collective pronouns!

Don't worry my dear they won't fall off!

Good old Webster's!

Sleepover

Commonly known as an Upper decker flopper stopper

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

In Canada the people of Newfoundland are the fall guys - they are called "Newfies"

Thanks Klaus!

A Bit More Wisdom

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cloudy start to the weekend with showery outbreaks of rain across most parts during the morning. Brighter conditions are expected to develop early afternoon with some late spells of sunshine. Less warm than recent days. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 55 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 6.51 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We had a grey misty sort of day here today, although it was very calm. Now back indoors ferretting about for more fun stuff just for you!

We just passed 96,000 hits in the blog - thanks to you all!

This lady is spectacular!

Thanks Mags!

Thanks Mags - again!

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Sniff!

Yes it is spoiled!

Punch a Minion....

Maybe Overplayed!

Like the olden days!

Wunderbar!

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh!

Grumpy Cat is Grumpy!

Love it!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Always look ahead!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Unseasonably warm with low-cloud and patchy mist soon clearing to leave unbroken spells of sunshine by late morning, which will last well into the afternoon. Light Southerly winds and temperatures reaching highs of 19 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.49 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was colder today, and turned to rain, but are we downhearted? Not at all! Not much time tonight, I'm out on the tiles with the boys, so please excuse the brevity!

It's only an ad but cleverly done!

Poor old Alan Davies is being turned upside down!

A coven of ducks communing with Old Nick!

3 years ago Grandad lost his glasses

Insomnia overcome!

The Cousins and their slogans - again!

Totally Canadian!

The Last Haircut!

Silly but quite true!

She burned her bra for chartiy - Yay!

Down in Tornado Alley - in Lincolnshire?

Oh! No! - They aren't coming back are they?

Never I repeat never employ two architects on the same contract

One thing to say - Holy Cow!

Shut that door!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry and bright day with plenty of warm sunshine breaking through once early low-cloud and mist patches clear. Temperatures will quickly rise through the day with afternoon highs of 18 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.48 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for coming back!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Are we lucky? Another marvellous day - although tomorrow we shall have rain.

Scotland over the last couple of days had 250mm rain! That is half our annual rainfall. Sorry the English always talk about the weather - now for Funny stuff!

The Group OK Go on Segway unicycles

How to placate a tearful woman...

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M versus W

British understatement (and maybe Canadian)!

Nobody's Big Boned!

Thanks Mags!

Now I'm not pointing the finger, but.......

Who says how big he is?

AaaaaaaaGggggggggH!

Check your car!

Nice Pun!

When is vandalism not vandalism!

Dead squirrel! Ha!

Does my bum look big in this?

The Flash app!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

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Largely cloudy throughout with outbreaks of rain, mostly light and patchy although a few heavier bursts are likely first thing. Noticeably cooler in a Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 3-5 mm | Sunrise: 6.46 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Monday

Dear Family and Friends, It was a beautiful day in Old Harwich today, clear blue skies and temperatures of 19c.

Shopping and Bank this morning, fixing a new "Dawn till Dusk" light pm, now staring at the screen, hoping inspiration will soon come for new funny stuff...

It had to happen, Russell Howard is doing Ebola Jokes!

How about The Simpsons in real life?

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Engrish!

Look at Windows 8  Ha ha ha ha ha !!!! 

Yup!

DYB DYB DYB

I think that's digital......

Japanese snow monkey enjoying warm water

Sometimes they like things as they are........!

Double Entendre...

I don't know whether to believe this or not!

Awwwwwwww!

This is history - it's back in fashion again!

Remember the Doctors and Nurses cheering up the children - 

they're doing it in Israel too!

Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry and fine day for the most part with spells of sunshine. Cloud will increase from the North-West during the late afternoon with rain arriving overnight into Wednesday. Warm once again with temperatures reaching highs of 18 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.44 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.