Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another Indoors day today, snow flurries. So I was able to ferret around for some material for your delectation. Not much found on the video front - so you get more pictures....

I may be wrong, but I think I can see ironic humour here....

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"One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar."
-- Oscar Wilde wrote in THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY

Thanks Carolina (BR)

Excess Baggage? We won't have to pay Excess Baggage - just leave it to me!

Just Goin Fishin!

I wholeheartedly concur!

Ha Ha!

True! So True!

I'll hand you back now to our Walmart correspondent

Yes they are ALL mobile phones..............now you can cry!

Yup - I just got home from Lidl !!!

I am qualified to say this!

Nil Points to Slytherin!

Perhaps the most totally cool selfie ever!

Er I think a point has been missed here!

Happens all the time especially when it's me setting up the network!

Now boys, you may have thought that I had forgtten you tonight.

Would I disappoint?

Pass the Sellotape!

Liking the tattoo!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Joke

The man calls his wife:-I’m on my way home, maybe I could buy something? 
-“Please buy an apartment and live in it alone!”

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another cold day with sunny intervals and wintry showers, these dwindling by afternoon and falling as snow to lower levels again by early evening. Strong North-Westerly winds, gusting to 40 miles per hour at times. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 60 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.37 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, No more snow today thankfully! Went to town this morning, market day, met several friends, stood around long enough to get cold.

Now for my evening job, i.e. trying hard to amuse you all with original, new stuff!

Golf and be damned!

Thanks Phill !




The old loan gag - nicely done though!

Thanks Klaus!

Angry looking Parrot - Funky though!

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Philosophical thought of the day

I did promise buuuuuut!

Great riposte!

Yet another Third World Problem !

Guys ever heard of the 30s rule?

At 30 below, in a wind of 30mph for 30 minutes, your flesh will freeze solid !!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you - Levitation!

Look Boys - isn't that an iPhone 6+ with 16GB in a leather case?

Ha Ha! What a shame the English can't come up with something like this!

Well done Cousins!

Hmm! Interesting table! - Pity about the Baco foil knickers!

Oh! look chaps isn't that a Mermaid?

Second Philosophical thought for the day!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Even More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cold, breezy day with a mix of bright or sunny spells and isolated rain or hail showers. Increasing wind-chill, especially late afternoon as North-Westerly winds strengthen. Maximum temperature 5 deg. C (41 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.38 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day today, this morning bright and cold, bonus lunch at local hostelry, then it went rapidly downhill when we had our first snow of the winter. Cozy indoors composing another masterpiece - just for you!

BTW thanks to you ladies and gentlemen we just passed 110,000 hits on the site!

This is totally insane - but genius!

Meanwhile down on the allotment things are not going well!

Thanks Timo! (D)




Minion Minion Minion!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)

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This took me a moment!

When you eventually see it you'll sh*t bricks!

Clue......Rick's around again!

Yes it did snow here today - in Harwich.....see what they get up to?

Thanks Mags

Patriotism 1.......Modesty 0 - we love 'em really!

Thanks Robert (F)    but originally  (NL)!

Did you know they have a Tripadviser for loos now?

Yes - happens to me all the time!

Do do do do - do do do do ..........

OK we're off to Walmart shopping again!

Not much to say here Eh boys?

Handy historical fact 278

Compensation culture!

Help! Help! I'm drowning heeeeelp!

Clinical guitars..

Hey that young lady has six hands!

Neat idea, never seen this in UK though.....

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!





Those of you of a certain age will remember this......
the youngsters won't even know what it is!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Isolated snow showers first thing with patchy ice on untreated surfaces. As temperatures rise through the day, showers will become less frequent and turn increasingly to rain. Feeling slightly less cold in light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 5 deg. C (41 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 65 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.40 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.