Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a day of gales, rain and hail here today, so apart from putting out the rubbish I stayed  indoors. I had a very bad tempered virused up laptop to joust with and at last I think that I may have tamed it. All day it took! Now I shall leave it until the morning to finish, as I have more important work to do......the Funnies!

A clever idea from the States

Thanks Robert (F)




Romantic moment in the forest (Don't blink or you'll miss it!)

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Here are four ladies for whom the best make up in the World is a total failure!

Party time ca. 1260 style

Oh! Come on he's not even in the tank!!!

It's called "Communing"

Silence isn't golden - it's silver!

Another topical pun..

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

A not very comforting cuddly toy at the dentist's

Still loving the Cousin's slogans!

Short and to the point!

Bunnies in OZ were a big mistake!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Miss Smith please take a letter.......

Having trouble hoisting things up are we?

(Fake)

Fake? Obviously, but who cares?

Candidate for the Guiness Book of Records maybe!

Surprise surprise - it's meeeeee!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mostly dry and bright start with some sunny spells. However, cloud will thicken from the West to bring a scattering of showers. Winds will continue to ease and it should feel slightly milder. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.34 am Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a normal day in Harwich today, walk the dog, Post office, jewellers to fix neighbour's watch, back home, odd jobs, and now of course your blog! BTW Thanks to you we just passed 119,000 hits!

Never ever be rude to a Grandmother!!!

Thanks Bill!







Is this guy ultra cool or what?

Thanks Mags!

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Remember this? - 20 years ago already!

My beard? - Hope not!

You might bear this in mind for Wednesday!

Who needs an eyeshade!

Shut it!

Thanks Gloria!

Smart Riposte!

Casualty!

Thanks Robert (F)

I don't think that he's in the bin, but at Walmart - you never know!

Oooh! Look a young lady sans legs!

Oh! B*ugger!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Hell I love Denim!

Oooh! Look! A Pufferfish!

Silly mask! And even with braces - they're fake!!!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps



Lithuanian Joke

– What are the three favourites for the shark, the words?
-Man overboard!

Thanks Rita!





Neanderthal voices

Dem Bones Dem Bones!

Thanks Pamela! (NL)






Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Very windy throughout with squally showers likely during the morning and early afternoon. Noticeably colder as the day progresses in North-Westerly winds which will gust up to 40 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.36 am Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !




Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Back again, Yesterday was busy because it was the Domestic Goddess's Birthday, we had visitors and later out to dinner, so by the time we arrived home very well fed, it was too late. I will try to make up for it today!

This lady is almost to delivery time but........

Thanks Robert (F)






Gothic Bagpiper with extras!

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I'll bet this was by design rather than accident - but who cares?

Who says that the younger generation are isolated and uncommunicative?

Nice, but is it art?

Now Boys I am sure that I can make you (and me) feel very inadequate!

Call me naive but I think that she's selling stolen watches!

Hey Mildred, are you still paddling?

Vodka is made from Potatoes so it qualifies as salad!!!

Another of those right time and place shots

Inspiration...

We had one on our boat, within a couple of weeks it was covered in bird sh*t!!!

Like a glass of wine?

Thanks Mags!

The "C" word can be very powerful!

Adoption?

Small is beautiful..

Mancave

Ladies please look the other way!

Wonderful pair.............of sunglasses!

Fancy a threesome? No we're lesbians - OK can we come and watch???

Selfie - of really weird garment - you're almost wearing!

You arrive at the hotel room and on the balcony you see........Happy ending in sight???

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Seasick and Tom, jammin..

I guess that James is seeking a new job!?

Harwich Weather for Monday

Following a bright but chilly start to the new week, increasing cloud will herald the arrival of outbreaks of rain for the afternoon and evening. Perhaps the odd heavier burst and South-Westerly winds will strengthen once more. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 6.38 am Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks ~Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.