Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am feeling a bit "Funny" today, I am experimenting with my contact lenses, and have a distance lens in one eye and a reading lens in the other. It's a bit early to say, but I think to may be OK, so I won't have to be charging about with several various pairs of glasses - which I often lose! Now for Funnies....

Oh Lord!

This is the season for slimming!

Thanks Klaus!





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Man size selfie stick!

Nice legs - crap footwear!

There's luck and there's damned good luck!

Must be England!

 Thanks James May!






Tee Hee!

 Thanks Derek!






Yup! Charging up your USB heated trainers!

This is so sad!

Such a Paragon does not exist!!!

Good old Postie!

Hillary on tour - someone doesn't give a sh*t!

She knitted him a hoodie - sadly the proportions were a bit squiffed!

Back off! Back off! - Isn't that a......? - Oh! Yes!

This artist - I am not too sure where he is going with this.....

David Mitchell in full cry!

What do they want?

Ladies - the loos are just round the corner on your left!

A Bit More Wisdom from the QI Elves







Next just for fun - some good old fashioned animated gifs




John Cleese defines stupidity

Here is some stupidity

Poor Kim Jong Un goes through the hoop once again!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

March starts cloudy with outbreaks of moderate rain. Feeling slightly milder than of late. South Westerly winds 18mph, gusting 31mph Max 11c  Min 2c  Chance of rain 99% possible rainfall 4mm.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We have a visitor for the weekend, No.1 Son, so had a busy time, out to lunch etc. Now while letting dinner settle down, I am seeking yet more pictorial fodder for the blog. Hope you enjoy them!

Mini wonders!

Who needs enemies with friends like this!

Thanks Klaus!















Richard Branson says being English - when he sees the sign he always thinks this!

They used to think that he was completely useless, now they've
found a use for him!

This clever young lady is deaf in one ear, she had this done to politely
 signal that people should talk to her on the other side

The exam invigilator noticed this boy was looking at his watch a bit too often!

Oh! Pooh!

The day that Mum tried a slam dunk!

Ladies in Iran going to the elections this Thursday

The cousins can't spell - it's Hawaian actially

This strap cut a perfect circle in the dirt during a storm

True, too many useless degrees when trades are crying out for qualified tradesmen!

Amazing wall art!

Be discreet!

Whatever creature this is - keep it away from the Missus!

When he arrived home after a job at the farm, he opened his pickup and.......

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!







Awe inspiring Chinese bridge building machine
Timelapse

Thanks Gloria!







Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry end to the weekend with further sunshine. Feeling cold. North Easterly winds 17mph, gusting 28mph  Max 7c  Min 3c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am publishing early as we have company this weekend. As usual I have done a bit of digging around the Internet for some amusing content just for you!

Am I alone in thinking this is very scary? They only have to give them guns......
Another robot from Boston Dynamics

William Tell - eat your heart out!

Thanks Klaus!





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Now I have seen everything - The Cousins have Doughnut ice cream cones!!!

Flan haircut

Thanks Postie!

Dramatic wall art Glasgow

Won't be long!

Humungous pile of salt!

This is wonderful, 3d print of ultrasound scan of this blind mother-to-be's baby

If it's Titz - I sitz

Have the kids hijacked the bus?

He rolled in freshly cut grass - and is now looking all innocent
the colour is the give away!

Gordon is on form - as usual!

Her proud moment  is destroyed!

The water in lake Michigan is so clear that from the air you can see wrecks on the bottom!

Now is he running away or is he jogging?

Nothing needs to be said here...

 Thanks Susi






The road to Machu Picchu glad I'm not walking up that!

Ha Ha!

Jake is leaving the IT department - here's his farewell cake

Doctors say it's worse now with the Internet.

John's Joke
Thanks John!







A "Street Warrior" pedal to the metal on a rolling road -
It 'aint gonna end well!

Thanks Jamie!








Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another dry day with plenty of sunshine. North Easterly winds 18mph, gusting 31mph  Max 6c  Min 2c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers

Richard.