Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This is the last blog until October 3rd. We are having a well earned holiday staying with Helen's sister in Bournemouth. Meanwhile, here are a few more oddments to keep you going until we return!

The sewer men have a sense of humour!

Cousins call it a backhoe we call it a JCB - this guy is good!

Indian Fancy Dress

Icelandic Condoms

When he bought his pickup truck it had this bumper sticker...

Dad has claustrophobia, he is due to have an MRI scan - so he's practicing!

This spiuder caught a fortune in his web!

Only in Russia

Bad idea!

A few more facts from the QI Elves




Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!







Harwich Weather for Sunday

Overnight wind and rain will clear to sunshine and showers. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 21mph  Min 16c  Max 19c Chance of rain 80%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by - see you again soon!


Cheers!


Richard

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends Yet another fantastic day today warm sun and light winds. The weekend is here and I hope that yours is really enjoyable. Here are a few more bits and bobs which I hope will make you titter!

The guys from Uber - they get everywhere!

The Pilot disembarks

Must be Ireland!

They say "Count sheep to help you sleep"
But if you dream of this lot you'll wake up screaming!

I see where you're going with this one!

They created chess pieces by 3d printing their own images........egocentric?

Classic understatement

Don't even think about it!

Remember them?

Who is this geezer they keep talking about?

Culinary addiction!

They'll never catch on!

Oh! and don't forget - it's Friday!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry throughout the day with some sunshine. Cloud and rain is then expected to arrive overnight into Sunday. Southerly winds 17mph, gusting 29mph  Min 11c  Max 23c  Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So today is the start of the real Autumn, although here in Harwich it continues to be an Indian Summer, warm and sunny. Now it is time for me to dig around the nether regions for more fun stuff - just for you!

Yes it is a banana snake

Peter Kay at his best - bit long but worth a look

Queen eat your heart out!

I didn't spot it either!

Nothing changes eh Chaps?

Tonight's Philosophical truth!

A new variant of "Where's Waldo"

Cheeky little zephyr - just at the right moment!

Think you're having a bad day?

Twice a day the decoration on this trolleybus matches exactly the street scene it portrays...

Your - You're - nobody seems to care any more - sniff!

He found this in the cellar after many years - he isn't going to use it now!

Poor iPhone 7 still getting some stick!

Explain Contagious!

Ooooooh! - Stop - Oh go on - more!

The vent in the hotel shower appeared a trifle ineffective!

So you think you've had a bad day 2

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Largely dry and sunny to end the week. South Westerly winds 8mph, gusting 15mph  Min 9c  Max 19c  Chance of rain 15%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wonderful day here today, and son Matt and I made a boat trip to see the seals - it was great! Now for more of the Funny stuff which I hope you will enjoy!

Unkind, but he does!

In the old days we called it wif waf!

He just doesn't have time for this sh*t!

The dream.........The reality!

He asked for coffee with Baileys!

One is prompted to say - "C*nt"!!!

On that day it was my 41st Birthday too!
(Not mentioned in the elevator)

Love this one!

He always sits like this - I believe he thinks he is a person!

This B2 Bomber looks like a rent in the space time continuum!

It says  "Never buy a skin coloured saddle!"

Thanks Klaus!







They sat down for a snack, looked up and saw..........this!

This guy is good!

Good capitalism - turn a setback into a sales opportunity!!!

Love the Cousin's Slogans!

Number 1 on my Bucket List - Iceland, this the Blue Lagoon

Boys I can inflict pain upon you!!!!

Thanks again Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Thursday

Sunshine and showers for many with the showers becoming heavy and potentially thundery during the afternoon. South Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 16mph  Min 13c  Max 20c

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks as ever for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.