Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had 'flu jabs this morning, got a pass for boat work PM, tonight friends visiting, so on the whole a good day! Now for more usual mirth, just for you!

Another? Maybe I have had enough!

I very sincerely hope, that nothing like this happens to me!

Double standards! - And the fluoride thing is rubbish anyway!

You need to be a bit geeky to get this!

Er????  Someone is one of the famous 90%

Saw this and thought of you Matt C !

Really? Where on Earth is that going?
You do not need to answer this!

Each one has been in the cask one more year
than the next!

I think Anonymous has lost the plot here!

Ginger Knock Anyone?

I think maybe the exclamation mark should be at the end ????

At first I thought - Yawn, then I noticed they were the works
of Shakespeare - so that's OK!

Again a bit of grammar might remove the ambiguity!

Excuse me, but somebody has to sign for this!

The abhorrant double negative!

I think the poor old cop is being oppressed!

This Lecturer's Tshirt - Just love it!

Next figures to go on Mt Rushmore perhaps?

This tree was on a dune before Irma - now no dune!

Tonight's philosophical question!

It was only a squashed fly!

This is a different way of doing it!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A cloudy and windy morning with spells of mostly light rain and drizzle. Some heavier rain is likely during the afternoon with winds strengthening further.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 31 mph

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It started with the arrival of 10 25 kg sacks of salt which had to be moved to the back
 of the shed. Put some stuff on eBay, and then was allowed to go to the boat to do a few jobs. Now 
home, I must square my aching shoulders
 and produce more fun material for you!

Ford were quick off the mark with this ad in Saudi Arabia!

Note to Somali Pirates - don't mess with the Royal Navy!

I don't believe this where did you put the marker pen?

McDonalds pastries look like sloths!

Yes would you believe - this is the US First Lady!
(Before she was dating the POTUS!)

He may have a point!

This guy uses this cup every day, quite often has stomach upsets!

You need to be a Seinfeld fan to get this "Puffy Shirt" joke
(I didn't either.......)

It's complicated !!!

Good evening Jabba - Oh! not you! Sorry!

Meanwhile in downtown Jeddah!

Yes Congrats!

Here here!

Thanks Pete!











By the looks - Santa is about to get himself fired!
(BTW today is 29th September........it's a bit early!!!)

With his dying breath Grandpa said he had a few dollar bills in a sock under the bed
 - here's what they found!

Ha! Ha! - Heff!

This Roman child's shoe was recently found in an archeological dig in Vindolanda
near Hadrian's Wall

They made this angler fish from 200.000 blooms!

He is drunk and he thinks that he can stand on an egg!

Serves you right!
From the car plate this is old!!!
(About 1979 I think!)

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry with sunny spells throughout the morning and early afternoon. Cloud will increase by late afternoon. Feeling pleasant in sunshine, but winds will freshen later. Wet and windy overnight into Sunday.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 

Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 2 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks as always for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After the mist and cloud had cleared, it was another warm day 19c. Worked in the garage on boat stuff, and now am back indoors to find you more fun stuff.

He dropped his toothpicks and they landed like this!

And.......down she went!

He never likes to drink alone!

Kermit says what many think!

Well said the Little man!

Just at the most romantic moment - the bridesmaid swooned
(Awwwwwwwww!)

Why is he in the fridge? Maybe the air conditioner died!

Posey sheep!

Hot news! Dutchess of Cambridge topless !!!!!

Yes! Winston certainly was cool!

Yet another brain transplant donor!

No not one of Godilla's monster chums!
Just a bug on his windscreen!

Love it!  This girl with alopecia hits back

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Chainsaw sculpture masterpiece!

At least he has a sense of humour!

They aren't coming to abduct you it's a reflection!

Maybe the creation did start like this......
I'm confused now!

More of the 90% who are cabbages!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Generally cloudy with occasional rain, sometimes heavy. Sunny spells are likely, especially later as rain clears. Winds will freshen, becoming strong early afternoon. 

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 3 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.