Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Very chilly today, or maybe I'm a wuss! So we stayed in, and I fiddled around with the computer most of the day, so I already have some cannon fodder for your enjoyment!

One of those right place right time pictures!

Meet Sara - she has a special talent!

Thanks Derek!







He has a very dishy girlfriend, so here's his shower curtain!

Send nudes!

This chap is Carrie Underwood obsessed!

Up market kitty run!

A macho shower curtain!

In the present atmosphere!

Only a Pelican Christmas tree!

Joke.......The Flat Earth Society are boasting that they have members all over the globe!!!
Here's Elon Musk's take !

Must be in Canada!

From Russian Friends, a little section
 "Only in Russia"




Goin' Fishin!

Next!

Chambermaids with imagination!

It is crowded on the balcony!

He couldn't understand, when he gave her a love bite -

she farted and flew out of the window!

Who's a clever boy then!

Even the bears drink too much vodka!

Who's footy team lost then?

Who mixed up the hairspray and the plumber's foam?

In Siberia we're so tough we eat ice cream at 40 below!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps - Excellent crop tonight!!!









It's easy when you know how!

Thanks Klaus!








This could end very badly!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunny spells after a frosty start, but with sleet or snow showers continuing across far eastern districts before dying out later. Best of the sunshine during the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had an evening visit to Ikea last night (you never come home empty handed!), so sorry no blog. I will try to make amends tonight! Hope you like them!

His girlfriend always goes to sleep watching TV - 
this time she had a little game with him!

We don't usually get much of this stuff
it's normally chaos, this guy shows how!

Modern day table football!

Being practical!

You don't really need a selfie stick up there lovie!

Be afraid - very afraid!

Thanks Ann!









Yes - and perhaps I am now older than all three!!!

Thanks again Ann!










Today's caption competition!

Thanks Derek!











Get one of these from Zimbabwe and maybe you can buy the World!!!

Gary Andersen aged 23 designed the Recycling logo in 1970

And no we are not getting one this time either!

Wakey Wakey!

Thanks Robert!

They know everything - and nothing!

Thanks again Derek!









Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cold, crisp start, followed by a largely sunny day. Brisk winds will lead to thicker cloud spreading into Eastern districts later with isolated wintry showers by the evening.

Maximum temperature: 3 deg C 

Wind: North-West 13 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today we visited one of our best friends who had a birthday, so tea and cakes were the order of the day. PM it rained so we stopped in. Now

it is time to dig around for more new stuff, just for you!

He is on tip toes!

We visited here 25 years ago - the arch at the park entrance is deer antlers, constructed by the local scouts

2 years ago he ate an avocado and planted the seed - here it is now!

She asked her Dad for a shirt of Old Groups - she hadn't even heard of them!

We all know one!

Thanks Ann!











When she visited she told him that her top matched his shower curtain.
On the next visit she proved it!

Love it!

 Thanks Gloria!










Amazing Mosque ceiling!

My Wife said pee only sitting down
This is fashion in Germany but not with a urinal!

Thanks Klaus!










At the carnival - how about a Llama Lobster!

Nicholas Cage leg tattoo!

It was meant to be a midnight snack!

First time I saw an animal face swap!

She asked her husband to cut vents in the pie!

Parenting is very tiring!

He bought his Mum a new fridge - she loves it!

Mmmmmmmmmm!

More QI Elves




Not the best one to crash into!

How not to park!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Frosty to begin, then dry, cold and mostly sunny during the morning. Becoming a little cloudier by the afternoon with perhaps the odd light shower, though much of Essex remaining dry.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C 

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.