Funnies on this Monday

Dear Family and Friends, At last the wind and rain are abating. Our thoughts are with the Cousins in N America who are having a really tough time! Meanwhile I searched for treasure - didn't find any but here are your Funnies anyway!

1.  He knows what he likes - The Sloth only likes carrots

2.  Boy's got musical teeth - yes I did say Musical Teeth!

3.  Last how about a Dozen dancing R2D2s

Never swipe your iPad too hard!

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How about recolouring your car with Duct tape!

Is it Burke and Hare? - No! 

just an ordinary day on the road in Russia

That look!

Oh no you're not sunshine!

Better to fish here than the sea!

Where Humans live!

Again only in Russia - demonstrating with - a mirror!

I just can't do this!

Very tidy electrician

Only in N America - open a door - find another door!

Yet another first world problem

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Economy travel

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Remaining windy with sunshine and further showers, although the wind and showers will generally be slightly lighter than Monday, with the showers also less frequent. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.02 am

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Sunday

Dear Family and Friends, Rain rain go away - please come back another.......on second thoughts don't! Here are a few more eclectic bits and bobs.....

1.  This may at first appear to be boring physics - but keep watching, I think that it is Witchcraft!

2.  No skateboarder is more awesome than This Guy!

3. Now this is old fashioned schmalzy music, said to be a Mashup - which I have no idea of the meaning, but

 sit back and enjoy!

There's them - and then there's us!

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Childhood 21st century style

Different?

So the Amish don't have fun then?

Now this took me a moment, but top that Mr Jones!

It's the Pantomime season..."Behind you"!!!

Yup they drive like that in Chelmsford!

Oh Gawd - whatever next!

Bit obvious!

Thanks George (Sulu)

Jolly boat

Well what do you expect!

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks Chaps

More Wisdom from the QI elves

Thanks Colin & Mo for this teaser!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A windy start to the new working week with sunny spells but also further heavy, squally showers, with a risk of hail and thunder in places. Maximum temperatures still trending well above the seasonal average at 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 75 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.03 am Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks to you all we just passed 54,000 hits! Cheers! Richard.

Funnies for Saturday

Dear Family and Friends, It is hammering down with rain at the moment! Are we downhearted? Naah! - Too busy digging up Graphical Fun!

Thanks Elna (SA)

1.  Think it's cold? In Canada if you shoot boiling water from a water gun - This happens!

2.  This is nice - Christina Grimmie Sings

3.  Excercise in Futile invention - I love this rubbish! - Machine

How about a Killer Whale who can imitate an outboard 

motor!

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I too am older than.....

Rotten old sod!

Go on! Go on!

Her Maj goes Gangsta!

Massive whoops!

Grumpy Old Git ?

Tank slippers anyone?

Cleverly hidden pres.....it it an iPhone? Is it?  Sadly no - it's a box of socks!

Sadisitc Dad!

Or something.......

Just the 2 Jokes tonight

Deon's Joke

Derek's joke

Thanks Chaps

This one needs no words...

Harwich weather for Sunday

Dry and bright start to the day with a fair amount of hazy sunshine. Increasing cloud will once again herald the arrival of rain, most likely after dark. Strengthening Southerly winds, locally gale-force late in the day. Feeling mild with highs of 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, I am becoming busy after the festivities. We had a power cut just before Christmas, and it seems to have popped several routers....It's an ill wind etc!!! Bit of a Funny desert out there tonight - but I've done my best!

1.  This is just plain Weird!

2.  The Physics of Ants

3.  If you like Boy's Toys you will love this...

V8 Australian Chainsaw

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Now why didn't I think of this!

Did you get it?

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry Ladies and Gentlemen, last bus leaving Bucharest for - London!

The World is struggling with Obesity......It's too late!

Complaining about Immigration?

When I was at High School we put a workman's toilet on the roof - 

but there wasn't Instagram in 1959!

Friendzone...?

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Claudia's Joke

Derek's Joke

From Dick - not a joke but appropriate!

Thanks Chaps!

From Ukraine - Thanks Elena!




Harwich Weather for Saturday

Outbreaks of showery rain likely at first, this turning heavier for a time late morning. Brighter conditions are then expected to break through with spells of late sunshine. Light to moderate Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm | Sunrise: 8.03 am

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Cheers!


Richard.