Funnies on Saturday

Dear Family and Friends, Nice bright crisp, no not me - the morning! I was batchelor boy today. Domestic goddess out for the day with girlie friends. Time then to dig up more pictorial amusement - just for you!

1.  Here's a talking squirrel - I did say talking squirrel!

2.  Meet the time machine - It really works!

3.  Imagine the scene the postie pulls up to the gas station, and forgets to put the brakes on

 CCTV camera sees all

How those of limited means go skiing

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 How to save on mirrors

Yes I saw him first!

Not sure if I ever did! - This may take a moment!

Under the affluence of Incahol!

Very clever those old Geremans! Here they make a tree float in the air!

Just leaving Bucarest for London.....

Thanks Dick!

They sell these in Russia for Christmas - look what's inside!

Nothing to say here - nice!

Hello is it tea you're lookin for!

Thanks Mags and Susi!

This translates - Sincere Joy!

Thanks Natasha!

Only Derek's Joke tonight

Thanks loyal friend!

What's worse than a drunk penguin - three drunk penguins!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A cold, frosty and perhaps foggy start, then mostly dry and sunny throughout the day with light South-Easterly winds. A few showers developing towards evening, these merging into longer spells of rain overnight. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 8.00 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Funnies for your Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, Today - was a wonderful day! Clear sky, no wind 10c unbelieveable for January!
Now for some Weekend fun!


1.  It's freezing, let's do something silly -
 Jump on the Trampoline!


2.  Japanese wedding - ace footballer Smashes the cake!


3.  Playing with nuts? Hmmm - It's an illusion!

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I'm sure he's loving this!

Engrish at its' best

Moby who??

Crap chat up lines on the tube !

Find a caption competition

Unfortunate turn of phrase!

It's yours - but then there are copyright issues!

If you're interested in 4000 years of human history save this jpg 

the blog can't zoom it any bigger...

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Deon's Joke
Thanks Chaps



Even more wisdom from the QI Elves




If you hand it out - you have to take it!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any overnight cloud will break during the first part of the morning to leave a fine and sunny day with light North-Westerly winds. Feeling cooler with afternoon highs of 8 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 8.00 am

Thanks Essexweather.com!

 
Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for Midweek

Dear Family and Friends, It was a little bit more calm in Old Harwich today, not bad at all. I fossicked around and found these - just for you...

1.  You may have seen the bust made from concertina paper - here's where they come from


2.  Went to Disney and found an improptu 
Barber shop quartet!


3.  Meet the happiest penguin - Penguin is Happy!






Didn't go quite to plan!

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Like me he doesn't like melon!

Now here's a great idea for a bar!

Fly south for the winter...

Ah! that's Spam!

Which is more painful?

Profound - so profound!

(and they can breed!)

Christmas greeting from Russia to their frozen American friends :-)

Whoops!958

Where Santa goes after Christmas

Modern Parenting

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Homer's a bit miffed!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Strengthening South-Westerly winds and further outbreaks of rain for much of the morning. Gradually becoming brighter and cooler mid to late afternoon. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.01 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for staying with us!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family and Friends, Thank goodness we live on the East Coast...In the West they have been suffering - here's a picture of Porthcawl a couple of days ago!!!

Now for Funnies..............

Did you know that they have, in Russia a

 Loch Ness Monster?

2.  I am not sure if this is funny or scary... Robot looks in the Mirror

3.  You may not have heard of him, but he was big in the 50s Larry Griswold

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Strangely graceful , a Boeing takes off in darkness

Only in Russia - the Wedding car is a Mega truck!

I am not comletely sure of the purpose of this picture-

whatever floats yer boat

Traveller's Mansion!

His Vowels

Type Dinosaur - good old Google

Phone Health and Safety!

If I eat the box can I sue?

Only one joke tonight it's from

Geoff

Thanks matey!

Look at this and tell me - if you get a headache too!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mostly dry with good amounts of sunshine through the morning and early afternoon. Cloud will once again increase with further outbreaks of rain arriving after dark. Breezy, especially late in the day. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 8.02 am

Thanks Essexweather.com