Funnies for this Monday

Dear Family and Friends, Another week - what will it bring? Nobody knows, but I know that I have a few more items of juvenile humour - just for you!

Everything on wheels

Thanks Klaus!

Kool Greeting!

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Happens to me all the time!

Unfortunate wording!

Engrish rools!

No comment

Novel WiFi station names!

Ironic

He's learning young!

Wait for the laser eyes!

It's all a lie!

Cheat!

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke 3

Derek's Joke

Klaus' Joke

Thanks chaps!

Man on Mars?

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Widespread fog initially, but through the morning the fog will lift into low cloud. During the afternoon, a few bright or sunny spells but becoming breezy. Rain developing after dusk. Light Southerly winds and feeling cold with maximum temperatures of 6 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.51 am

Thanks Essexweather.com!

 

Thanks for calling to see us!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Saturday

Dear Family and Friends, it's a not too bad day in Harwich, time then to do some delving and ferretting

- here's the result...

1.  How about composing a tune using Game consoles..

2.  Mad mountain bikers in Spectacular scenery

3.  Turn your guitar into a piano - nah! or Perhaps

Moustache exercises

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Hieroglyphic rules

The changing room becomes a scary hall of mirrors

Anglers are only human!

I love my Boa

Rememeber the Fire Girl? - She's back!

Her expression betrays that he's just - well a bit sinister

Yum Yum!

Exceptional mud art

Yummy! KitKat salad

Just a little cheeky!

Sorry no jokes but I made a PPS

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A cloudy and rather mild start to the day with further outbreaks of rain, heavy and persistent in places. This clearing to drier and brighter weather for the afternoon and early evening. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 85 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.54 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for this Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that your weekend will be a good one! Here we shall have more rain.. selfishly I am glad that we live on a slight hill....Here are your Funnies.

 

I love this - smart shopkeeper sorts out rubbish burglars!

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Honey would you like to look at my castle?

Good ol' Rick - he's still rollin!

So she - er stepped forward and..... where was I?

Who?

I was trying to photograph these mountains when this clown turned up!

Now I know what you're thinking but it's a baguette - silly!

More lovely nip - Handrails in the Background...

Selfie - shouldn't have bothered dearie

Once you've seen the Hobbit those darned little elves seem to be everywhere!

That's what's known as Panache!

I loathe media people especially Amarican anchors who make it up as they go along - 

That's and Ethernet cable - STUPID!

Sorry no Jokes tonight so -

Here's more Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Occasional bright or sunny spells possible, but generally a cloudy day with further outbreaks of rain or drizzle. Moderate South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 1 mm | Sunrise: 7.55 am Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Thursday

Dear Family and Friends, Busy busy today, just sat back to publish a new edition of the Funny Blog - hoping that it will amuse y'all!

1.  Morning chat with a Mynah

2.  Amazing what you can do with an old top loading

Washing machine!

3.  Porcupines, like kids won't always Share

Shoplifter meets his Waterloo!

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Walmart CAN do irony!

I could wait all day love!

Seen sneaking from the rum counter...

Don't fancy yours very much! 

Freddy would be laughing!

Sorry  :-)

A precise moment in time!

Tout le monde est sur le balcon 

vous comprenez -- non?

Alternative selling!

My Lord that computer tower needs some work doing!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Derek

This from a friend in Ukraine - is really weird, there isn't an explanation, 

a bit long but worth waiting until the end

Harwich weather for Friday 

A breezy day with a mixture of sunny spells and blustery showers. The showers are likely to be heavy at times during the afternoon with a small chance of hail and thunder. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 45 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.55 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com!

Thanks for coming back!

Cheers!

Richard.