Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a soggy sort of day today I walked and was caught, came home dripping. Helped the boss with Christmas decorations - must admit the house looks nice. Now for your funnies...

I am totally fed up with Trump....
Er wait! - Is that you Jeremy?

I think this is in Belgium.......it's does you good to laugh!

Yes - but they are not real!

He is a big lad!

When he bought them he thought they said Dickies!

In 1945 as the Soviets approached Berlin,
the citizens tried really hard to save the zoo animals

It purports to be a perfect snowflake on a horse in Switzerland
sorry I think it's fake!

He's got the power! - Happy Birthday!

Try me!

Even the churches are at it!

His wife bought a foam bed!!!

Tonight's philosophical thought

There may be problems ahead!

I tend to agree!

Oh! They've a pool!

This could just drive you insane!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Patchy rain at first, though largely drying up by the afternoon with sunny spells possible. Cloudy with drizzle overnight, perhaps some mist and fog also by dawn.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C

 

Wind: West 6 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Very chilly today, or maybe I'm a wuss! So we stayed in, and I fiddled around with the computer most of the day, so I already have some cannon fodder for your enjoyment!

One of those right place right time pictures!

Meet Sara - she has a special talent!

Thanks Derek!







He has a very dishy girlfriend, so here's his shower curtain!

Send nudes!

This chap is Carrie Underwood obsessed!

Up market kitty run!

A macho shower curtain!

In the present atmosphere!

Only a Pelican Christmas tree!

Joke.......The Flat Earth Society are boasting that they have members all over the globe!!!
Here's Elon Musk's take !

Must be in Canada!

From Russian Friends, a little section
 "Only in Russia"




Goin' Fishin!

Next!

Chambermaids with imagination!

It is crowded on the balcony!

He couldn't understand, when he gave her a love bite -

she farted and flew out of the window!

Who's a clever boy then!

Even the bears drink too much vodka!

Who's footy team lost then?

Who mixed up the hairspray and the plumber's foam?

In Siberia we're so tough we eat ice cream at 40 below!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps - Excellent crop tonight!!!









It's easy when you know how!

Thanks Klaus!








This could end very badly!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunny spells after a frosty start, but with sleet or snow showers continuing across far eastern districts before dying out later. Best of the sunshine during the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had an evening visit to Ikea last night (you never come home empty handed!), so sorry no blog. I will try to make amends tonight! Hope you like them!

His girlfriend always goes to sleep watching TV - 
this time she had a little game with him!

We don't usually get much of this stuff
it's normally chaos, this guy shows how!

Modern day table football!

Being practical!

You don't really need a selfie stick up there lovie!

Be afraid - very afraid!

Thanks Ann!









Yes - and perhaps I am now older than all three!!!

Thanks again Ann!










Today's caption competition!

Thanks Derek!











Get one of these from Zimbabwe and maybe you can buy the World!!!

Gary Andersen aged 23 designed the Recycling logo in 1970

And no we are not getting one this time either!

Wakey Wakey!

Thanks Robert!

They know everything - and nothing!

Thanks again Derek!









Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cold, crisp start, followed by a largely sunny day. Brisk winds will lead to thicker cloud spreading into Eastern districts later with isolated wintry showers by the evening.

Maximum temperature: 3 deg C 

Wind: North-West 13 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.