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Friday, 8 December 2017

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Bright shiny day today, but chilly at 4c. Went on a little trip to Frinton to shop, then checked the boat to make sure that she's still there.
We are waiting for her to be lifted ashore, but it's too windy just now. Here are my best efforts of fun stuff tonight - just for you!






Casing the joint for a Bearglary!











My son and daughter-in-law did something like this, as for me - I am a devout coward!
 









He's a duck's mother!











Whatever that bricklayer was on, I want some!












His wife had told him that when he died she would go that extra mile for him!













Grandma's favourite picture of Grandad - (Cool Dude)!












The Finnish air force celebrate 100 years of Finland as a nation.













If the cap fits - wear it!











This guy was sunburned, and he had not realised
how swollen his scalp was until he pressed it!













Love the Reviews! - and I want one!













Minimalist playing cards!













Hello! Can I have a hug please!














Inappropriate Juxtaposition!













They dilated his pupils - and then some!











Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Mother duck's revenge!











Laser cat!












Harwich Weather for Saturday










A fine and sunny day. Winds will continue to ease, however it will remain very cold. One or two light snow showers can't be completely ruled out.
Thanks Essexweather.com
Maximum temperature: 3 deg C 
Wind: West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 7 December 2017

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was wet and windy today, so my maximum exercise was a quick walk to the post box this afternoon. Otherwise, experimenting with computer stuff. Now I must focus on the nether regions of the Web for more pictorial humour just for you!









This is quite mad!











Oh! Poor baby Jesus!











OK Boys - the choice is yours!













This Gentleman from Charlotte is 96, he wasn't allowed to vote until he was 44.
He proudly escorts his daughter, who is the first black mayor of Charlotte!













A bit trashy, but unique - as there's a tattoo on the tattoo!











The happy face on the rear end of a jet fighter!












This one took a minute - it's almost an antique!










Awwww! Sad!












Clever design - seating built into a fence!












Love it! Elon Musk added......
Why don't we have a flat Mars?










You will begin to get the gist about halfway through!












They just get louder and louder!

Thanks Robert!











Cool! - sort of!
 Thanks again Robert!










Tonight's Philosophical words of wisdom!












The Christmas spirit arrives!










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








I couldn't work out if it was a baptism or a pie in the face!












He wasn't expecting that!










More Wisdom from the QI Elves





Harwich Weather for Friday











It will be a cold and frosty, but sunny start to the day. It will remain cold with strong winds and a few snow showers.
Maximum temperature: 4 deg C 
Wind: North-West 16 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Weather Underground PWS IHARWICH4




Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 6 December 2017

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Shopping day
 for aged aunt, and ourselves today....a two trolley job! Could have been a bit confusing, but we succeeded. Helped another of my old muckers with his TV, and am now staring at a blank screen, hoping for inspiration!







Another tear in the Matrix!











Makes a change from the Village People!


Thanks Pamela!















 He was taking a photo of this mural, when a guy
 walked round the corner and photobombed it!











Yes it is Carlton!












$100 per hour? - I'll do it for $90!











No Shave November!













Naughty Owlet!













Love it!












It says "Press and nothing happens!"

Thanks Klaus!











Child refuses to be poached!












Remember that Sly Stallone? - these are his daughters!












Is this yours?












Janet - this one's for you!












This floor is actually flat!













As previously stated many times...
90% of them are cabbages!












Little girl interviews her cat!












Maybe Satan is a shareholder!
















I have already written to Santa for one of these!












Harwich Weather for Thursday










A windy day with occasionally heavy rain through the morning. Drier into the afternoon with brighter spells developing, but turning much colder.
Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 36 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.