Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wet, sleety sort of day, a staying indoors day. I tackled a job that I have been going to do for more than two years, and that is re-organising my computer space. After several hours grovelling among the spider's webs, I had filled a bin bag with redundant cables! Now it's time to use my shiny computer to send to you the latest funny pictures.

Hey I am Mr Apple - Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Yes Crazy is a word!

Thanks Klaus (That is our Uncle Klaus - not the Santa one!!!)











Young pupil's Christmas card to his teacher!

This is great! - A bit unlikely buuuuut!

Take it!

Tonight's Philosophical thought!

Peppa fans look away now!

3 years ago when they unpacked their artificial tree
a worker's badge fell out. Now every year they
hang it on the tree as a homage to worker 52!

May be true, but you have to see a rainbow first!

When he was a baby his sister dropped him!

This guy is a Mormon. He was often teased about his multiple wives.
He doesn't have any but this is his Christmas card - Revenge!

Kids in the computer era!

Thanks Gloria!










Lovely contrast Lavender against Wheat!

Comcast are in the US, but I'll bet many of you
 would say the same about your Internet provider!

He is still missed!

Thanks Robert!











Hi My name is Ray!

Compression ring!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A very cold day with temperatures barely rising above freezing for most. Plenty of sunshine and light South-Westerly winds. Frost and ice quickly returning during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 1 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a bit of snow! Not for long, and it soon melted. Today is the 2nd of Advent, and unable to suppress my fetish for Christmas lights, more below...Here are your funnies!

First time he's seen snow!

Poor Lord Vader is down on his uppers!

All for the art!

Scottish Harry Potter!

World's first Pachyderm selfie!

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

This is Mexico where they had their first snow for 20 years!

Inappropriate dress sir!

 Thanks Martin!










Another one who hasn't seen snow before!

He flew to Thailand to meet his Ozzie mate, guess which one is him?

Galaxies in a Petunia!

His girlfriend left him this note - she's an ace punster!

Take this seriously folks - it's very serious for us all!!!

Even more Wisdom





Katy Perry being bitchy in a nice way!

Parkour par excellence!

Harwich weather for Monday

Mostly cloudy with the risk of further rain or snow, chiefly affecting Central and Eastern districts of Essex during the afternoon. Further accumulations are unlikely. Feeling cold in a keen Northerly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 2 deg C 

Wind: North 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was bright and chill this morning -1c. My walk was invigorating, but glad of a cup of hot tea on return. Few jobs done am. Indoors fiddling with a new electronic picture frame, and amazingly it works! Now for your funny pictures.....

Hey isn't that a Kawasaki 500?

Bud light ad is a hoot!

Thanks Gloria!













Miss Israel and Miss Iran, hope to promote peace

No Ice Cream no Smoking, but Unicorns are OK

 Thanks Prof. Alice Roberts!










Who ate a whole weed brownie?

I have an idea - go and fetch a big powerful magnet!!!

Yes I know that jumbo bag of crisps has 0 calories!

Where's Health and Safety when you need them!

Dad says "What are you lot going to eat?"

It's an upside down world!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Touch of the Blarney!

Be afraid - very afraid!

Here's a new trend - pale green Christmas trees! - Oh! It's a bolted lettuce!

Lightning bolt creates it's own rainbow!

No she's not consorting with a ghost! - Only shaking a sheet!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Nothing like a bit of mixin'!

The look of absolute betrayal!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy with moderate rain, perhaps occasional sleet possible. Becoming drier with a few showers by late afternoon and milder. Very windy, especially near the Coast.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.