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Friday, 27 September 2019

Your Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, I rushed to the boat this morning after dire warnings of wind and rain. Checked everything including warps, ran the engine and electronics all OK. Home by mid morning and no rain appeared. After lunch was a different story with some squally downpours.
Now I have done my best to find amusing stuff. Sometimes I have to say it's either filthy and or stupid! I try to weed out what (to me) is amusing for family viewing. Enjoy this lot!









Where's my pet rock???













Drunken Goats? - Yes!



Thanks Klaus!










Harleys make this classic noise???


Thanks again Klaus!











There is a moral here somewhere!












Boo Hoo!













I do that too!











It says "Almost perfect camouflage!"


 Thanks yet again Klaus!












This is genius! It's made from balloons!












Guess who has got hold of Mum's mug!













Shin slasher deluxe!












Thunderstorm over Italy!












Simpsons hit it on the head as usual!













It wasn't quite so easy in those times!!!












From her hives Spring Summer and Autumn honey!














When he returned home - he knew that his wife had been planking!












This is Damascus and he bites, so for his x-ray the vet made him a strait jacket!












Beware of blind faith!









Is Granny on the pull?












He hopes it's not him!











Harwich Weather for Saturday

Breezy with sunny spells and heavy showers possible during the morning. These easing through the afternoon, before cloud thickens from the South-West later. Wet overnight and turning windy.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C
Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 32 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.













Thursday, 26 September 2019

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was sunny with showers today. We visited the Health Centre, then the Supermarket, and last the Post office. We were rained on but only slightly. Now I am as usual digging in the mire of the lower regions of the Internet for more material - just for you!







Maybe he saw something that he shouldn't!














Our Quebecois friends are pranking again!


Thanks Klaus!

















Doesn't time fly!













I thought that this was wonderful!












1972 Buick Riviera Low Ride -
Cool or what???












Just an Owlet!













I always fail!!!












Could put me off tea for ever!












Bob Dylan is now 78!!!
(Two years older than me!)













Another Great Truth!












Happens often!












Very clever - but is it art???


Thanks Jamie!











Frustrating isn't it boys!

  Thanks again Klaus!













We know what you (were) doing!


  Thanks yet again Klaus!















And when we find you...............!














Now that's an idea!!!













Vasectomy cake!















When you try to show off...........sh*t happens!


Thanks Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloud building through the morning with occasional showers expected. These heavy and blustery at times, although many places remaining dry with brighter spells. Turning breezy.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 32 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.











Wednesday, 25 September 2019

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I am publishing early tonight as I am out with the boys later. It is Harwich Ex Tablers, old Round Tablers, and we have a meal and solve the problems of the World! Here are a few more pictures which I hope will amuse!








She has just realised that they haven't been 
taking her to Paris for holidays!














Just to raise your spirits!










Unique form of Trolling!













This took a minute!












Not Halloween yet!












Sign of the times!












Oh! YES!!!













If looks could kill - Donny you're dead!












Somewhere in Wales this is real!












It says -
With girls this is a reflex!


Thanks Klaus!










Lynda Carter in 1995












Don't do as I do - do as I say!












One of the most inaccessible Buddhist Monasteries in the World!












Love it!












I'm Bach! - Boom Boom!!!












Interesting contrasts!












Carlton is still at it after all these years!











That's not.........is it ??? - Ugh!













Harwich Weather for Thursday

There will be showery rain at first with limited bright spells. However, more in the way of sunshine and fewer showers are expected during the afternoon. Rather breezy.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.













Tuesday, 24 September 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was wet, wet, wet here today so we stayed indoors and pottered around the house - there's always something to do! Now for another exciting episode of funny pictures, specially selected and honed, just for you!









She collects hair rings and looks rather savage!












Talking dog!


Thanks Klaus!











Oh! Canada!












Me too!















Especially around the feet!!!












Tee Hee!











I sent this to my Daughter in Law!
She loved it!












This would drive me absolutely nuts!












Very effective camouflage pants
(Or is it a straw bale?)












Emma Clarke at the EMMYs












Very apt at this present time!


Thanks Geoff!










Maybe soon!


Thanks Jackie!












Another Great Truth!


Thanks Molly!










Nice, Young Lady, but I think you should change the colour of your saddle!












At first Awww! - But then maybe it's a bit creepy?












California Republic!













Skip skip skip!



Thanks again Klaus!










Little Mister Cool!


Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Morning cloud and rain will give way to a brighter afternoon with sunshine and scattered heavy showers. Turning drier for the evening. Strong winds decreasing slowly.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: South 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.