Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 12 September 2025

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started fine but cooler with wind. I walked to the beach which was pleasant, as per usual. I confess that after a quite busy week we did R&R today and not much was achieved. I saw the viral 'Queen Flashmob in Paris, and decided to find the full version - it is below if FB allows! Here are a few more pictures, the accent tonight seems to be cuddly chums, but that's the roll of the roulette wheel! PM we watched 'Spencer Confidential' - loads of gratuitous violence - but fun nonetheless!

Queen Flashmob!

Yes! They Did Mess it up! - never mind try here I guarantee it will be worth it!

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CGpYZPjnz/

What a load of old...........!

Thanks Stuart!

Loving Donks!

Hello!

Oh! Yes! Cool!

In the best possible taste!

Meanwhile at Roland Garros!

Also in the very best of taste!

Ditto - but in Tweed!

Just Kids in wooly jumpers!

Singing Nuns - and why not?

Nothing to say here!

Is that a Springer???

Battle axes? - Really?

Irrational fears!

It's Mc everything!!!

Oh! Bother!

Meet Rick - the Hoglet!

Free shower!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Thursday, 11 September 2025

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a repeat of yesterday. I walked to the beach it was cooler and my shorts have gone till next year! Later we did more garden pottering, and PM we watched 'Downton Abbey' the movie - there's a new one out tomorrow! Just had a quick visit to the pharmacy for our prescriptions. It has reached the stage where I almost need a fork lift to carry them home! Now for more fun stuff!

PS to my surprise in the last few days I have had 6000+ hits per day on the blog!

I really do hate 'Shitehawks'!!!

In case you're wondering!

Thanks Stuart!

As Spike Milligan said in a poem "There are holes in the sky where the rain gets in

- these holes are small that's why rain is thin"!

Blinding!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

An early 360 degree camera!

Just baby Platypuses!

Awwwww!

Eau de Tap - the best!

Just a baby hedgehog (hoglet)!

Er - in case you hadn't noticed - FIRE!

Don't cry - he loves you!

Twangggg!

Deafening screams in 3 - 2 - 1 !

A real tale of 'The one that got away'!

Nothing to say here!

Classic movie put down!

I had a motto on my desk at work by the Round the World yachtsman Eric Hiscock

He said 'Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been'.

Sisters!!!

Great Film!

Harwich Weather for Friday

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Wednesday, 10 September 2025

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started dull, and later PM it rained. I walked to the beach, big change since yesterday, it was windy and quite chill. We had an expedition to darkest Walton to M&S food store for groceries, and PM we watched the final 2x episodes of 'Hostage' - gripping stuff. Now for a few more of the most recent fun stuff that I could find!

An exercise in futility!

Long wait!

Thanks Alan!

As you age time accelerates!

Thanks Alison!

George Orwell wrote this in 1949 - it seems relevant today!

Thanks Elizabeth!

It's all in the genes!

Thanks Stuart!

Auto correct - again!

A man received the following text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry, Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess. I’ve been helping myself to your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I don’t get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.” Bob, in complete shock, didn’t know what to do... A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn spell check! I meant Wi-Fi!” And that’s why I call it Auto Corrupt…..

Thanks again Stuart!

Nuff said!