Saturday, 31 May 2014

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Super day here, was able to work in the garden.....all went well - now completely knackered! In a moment I will wake up and do the Funny stuff.

Seriously don't do this!


Nothing to say here...
I think it's called cosplay but I don't know what that is.....

Wrong transport...maybe he's a time traveller!

This is cool! Although how do you see where you're going?

Mirror mirror....

The fans think that the sun.........

If you're a sailor you will get this, Greenland is smaller than Africa
On a Mercator projection chart the N. Pole is a line...

This is an egg cup and toast cutter from Amazon!

True so very true!

Watch that back!

I am sure that this marriage is purely for love.......

Sorry No English Jokes today
however Rita sent another Lithuanian one...

A Blind Wizard came to the supermarket with his guide dog. He proceeds to grab it by the tail and swing it round and round over his head! The manager shouted “What on Earth are you doing?”
The reply came “Just taking a look around!”

Thanks John M !

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another dry and warm day is expected with the best of the sunshine during the morning and early afternoon. Increased cloud amounts will arrive mid-afternoon before thinning again by evening. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.45 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks for calling by!



Friday, 30 May 2014

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a day off today, trip to darkest Suffolk, for snack lunch, rustic mini mall shopping and home, the sun shone.....Back in time to dredge up just a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!

More problems for the Health and Safety Police !

Contemplate revenge....

Thanks Robert (France)

Some people just don't seem to listen

Murphy's Law in detail


Meet your in-laws! - It's genetic you know!

Oh Lord that cake was Awesome - burp!

Incident in the parcals depot

Nothing (at all) to say here...

I get the feeling he's enjoying that far too much!

More health and safety advice!

Boys - we have all felt this...


Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke -

Two snails met, one had no shell, "Where's your shell?"
"I left home!"

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry and bright day with some sunny periods, the best of these during the morning. Some cloud building up at times by afternoon which will turn the sunshine hazy in most places. Quite warm with light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.46 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!



Thursday, 29 May 2014

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More greyness today, but no rain...yet! Quiet day today for a pleasant change, giving me time to compose another masterpiece - just for you!

Some call them rats with wings......they are stupid too!


Car boot sale here we come!

Organic iPad rest

I would like to see this at Harwich Dock!

Cuddly Monster...

"I'm on the train" (looking an utter tit!)

Meet the Tankocycle

Meanwhile Lionel explores his feminine side!

So does this.....Naked Pirate!

I have been trying to find a witty comment for this....
Eye eye and that's your lot!

 Is it Victorinox?

Written breath test

Thanks Geoff!

Welcome back Dick it's been a while
Hope you're OK!

Lithuanian Joke
Teacher tells the tale of the three little pigs:
- One day, one went to the farmer and asked for straw. What do you think , children what the farmer said?
Petya puts his hand:
-       I know! He said, "Bugger me!  A Talking Pig!"

The Couch
Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A rather cloudy start, however brighter conditions will start to develop mid-morning allowing some sunshine for the afternoon and evening. Light winds and temperatures peaking at 17 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.47 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks to Essexweather.com ! 

Hooray! Thanks to all of you - we just passed 75,000 hits!



Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Wedneday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Dull dull dull! Saw the sun for about 5 minutes....not good for the sense of humour! 
I will try to set that aside and find you more Funny Stuff!...

What happens when you tickle a penguin?

This will go viral - The BBC Breakfast team do "Happy"


Dali's revenge!

Beware the flexible ducting monster !

Clever way to get your kids to eat!

Seems legit! 
(Like the Apple logo incorporated in Google!)


Topical and true (Possibly)  (Allegedly)

Seems legit 2

Oldie but Goodie

Love is...

Aversion therapy


Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2
Thanks Derek!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Following a cloudy, misty start with the odd spot of rain and drizzle, brighter conditions should begin to develop around midday to leave a mainly dry afternoon with occasional sunny spells. Starting to feel warmer in light East or South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.48 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!