Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was visit Colchester today, our nearest big town, I met with my buddies at the Computer shop, the Goddess shopped, then it was supermarket time, filled up with gas, and home, then computer time, two on the go at the moment. Now is the time to assemble the ingredients for another melange of pictorial delights - just for you!

BTW thanks to you folks, we just passed 124,000 hits on this site!

Those Quebecois Pranksters are back - Turquoise knickers!

Thanks Mo!

Animal Fun!

Thanks Marco! (D)


Welcome to the Mile High Club!

Nice Sunnies!

Sock it to e'm William!

Wise advice!

I still can't make up my mind which one she is!

I think this is photoshopped - no Blue Whale is that much bigger than an oil rig!

Good advice !

Er.....is that the right way round?

You may have to zoom on this - but it is very interesting..

Oldies most probably have no idea what this is about!

Thanks Mark!


Oh! Yes you are lonely!

Cousin's clever marketing as usual!

He is in a headspin!

Thanks Klaus!


Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A band of rain will gradually move Eastwards across the district, becoming locally heavy. Drier and brighter conditions will then arrive during the late afternoon. Still rather chilly. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 85 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.34 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
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Monday, 27 April 2015

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A new week begins, and with it I always hope to bring you new Funny Stuff. I try hard not to repeat things, but sometimes the old memory lets me down...... please enjoy it anyway........

Here's a jolly busking band......with a political twist!

Thanks Mags!

Slide to see Then and Now. - Thanks Tony!


A bit of black tape, a little initiative - and they are going to hate you!

Yes indeed - some!

Thanks Mags!

Who says that they can't smile? !!

That's life!

Even uglier than the original!


I think not buuuut!

Ye Gods! What on Earth did that - 
feeling inadequate boys?

Philosophical thought for the day.....
I'm growing to like old Francis!

Very appropriate resting place

We all have needs!


Ladies please look away now!

Shrinking Violet!

Ooh! Look a pair of Polish bookends..

Don't look so surprised dearie - your silicone will be all over the Internet in no time!

Clever pose - I don't like yours very much though!

Thanks Derek!

This one is very clever if a little weird!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A breezy day and feeling chilly with sunny spells and isolated showers. Temperatures below the seasonal average, reaching afternoon highs of 12 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.36 am
Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
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Saturday, 25 April 2015

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is your Weekend going? Well I hope! All quiet in little old Harwich, just a few odd jobs to earn my dinner, now the search is on for interesting and intellectually stimulating material, better known as funny stuff!

There have been white people living in Jamaica for many generations - here's what they sound like...


Unusual road accident!

A bit less in our house!!

Could be me!

I knew all cats are Fascists!

I suppose there will be idiots who will buy this sh*t


This says.....Dear Dog, we have no problems with you, but would you ask your owner
to pick up your poo. The Neighbours

Thanks Robert!

Not going home just yet...

Great Uncle!

Ha Ha Ha !!!

On her way home from Walmart.....

Sausage Principle - we all have them!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Robert - again!

I love innuendo!

I am sure that we have all felt like this at some time....

Sorry no jokes tonight

This German ex soldier has his ducks organised!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A wet start to Sunday with further outbreaks of rain, occasionally heavy and prolonged. Slowly becoming brighter through the afternoon and turning colder. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 5.40 am
Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
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Friday, 24 April 2015

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day today fighting computers, I believe that we won in the end. Now is time to dig around the nether regions for more funny stuff - in the best possible taste!

Here comes the cuddly chums' choir!

Thanks Klaus!

Only in Russia - Camp recruits do Barbie!


Shall I post this? OK it is Friday and there is an R in the month!

Philosophical thought for the day

General Election 2x weeks.....

This from many friends all at once! - Thanks all!

Mean prank.................Tee Hee!

Nice dog.......legs a bit skinny though!

Not sure here - maybe suffering from a chocolate pudding storm!!!

I giggled so much I think that I've filled it!

How to recycle...

More philosophy

Trust the Japanese to do something sadistic...


As usual Ladies please look the other way..

She doesn't appear to be asthmatic!

Nice - Hair?

Ah! That's a bit better - do you think that when
 she pulls that chain her jeans fall down?

Now you're talking - Fake of course but hey!

Those self inflating dinghies do it really fast!

Thanks Chaps

Only the Japanese would go to this trouble for an ice cube!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Warm spells of sunshine are likely to develop on Saturday. However, showers will also break out, some of which could be heavy and thundery. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.42 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
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