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Saturday, 31 October 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, First thanks everyone we just passed 152,000 hits! We're early tonight because we will be out with friends. So here goes - hope you like them....



Now you know where "Scared of your own shadow" comes from

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I would really love to do this......







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Tally Ho!





Rotten Dad!







Holy Sh*t perhaps?







Sorry - Non Kosher

Thanks Derek!






Not an Alien Brain it's only Sprouting baby rhubarb!






It's called Revenge!






Retain your faith in human nature!






A real fun moment when one flight passenger met his Doppelganger!






Sad little USB






Colouring in






That look that says "Smugness"






If you're squeamish don't read this!


Boom Boom!






Thanks Derek!






Let's Have a couple of old fashioned Animated gifs
(They amuse and irritate both at the same time!)




















Harwich Weather for Sunday





A dull start with mist and fog slowly clearing through the morning. Skies tending to brighten by lunchtime with some bright or sunny intervals developing for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 30 October 2015

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Here's hoping that you will have a really great Weekend! We had a good day with business partners and a great lunch at the local pub.
Now I will do my best (old boy scout) to find you some amusing content for the blog....







How about this! - I want one!



Thanks Gloria!









Belly Dancer with a difference!

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Thanks Klaus!






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My Lemon thinks it's a banana!







An Old Story!












Hmmm! - True!






Yes time is elastic!






Philosphical thought for today

Thanks Janet!





Health inspection success - the cockroach has the last laugh!






Castro holding Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau






Bag holder looks like Jar-Jar Binks!






Wha ?????







Clever marketing this distributor has post-its on mini pallets!






The Traffic controller is having a bad day!






I have a certain sympathy with this slogan!

Thanks Robert






Fiendish Halloween joke!







Words are not required here!














An Unexpected X Factor Act!

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Harwich Weather for Saturday





Generally cloudy at first, but it will turn brighter into the afternoon with a chance of seeing some sunshine. Feeling warm in any lengthy sunshine. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.

Thursday, 29 October 2015

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in Harwich today, a brief visit to the Bank - always a joy! Followed by the Post Office. Rescued a lady with a bad tempered keyboard, and now having calmed down I am ready to have a go at amusing you all once again....





It is worth waiting for the end!


Thanks Paul!









When your number's not yet up!

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My opinion of Halloween..........Rumpkin!







Good Advice!







I love this - The Russians claimed the North Pole by planting a flag from a submarine...
This Dutch guy walked there and planted the Dutch flag!
Goed Gedaan!






How about Lady Gandalf?







Psychedelic Hair.......or maybe Photoshop?






How convenient! - I bet he isn't concentrating though!






Philosophical thought of the day







These cave paintings are said to be 32,000 years old
- not much on TV in those days...







The Editor wanted a scoop at any price!






He alleged that his evil little sister did this!







Unkind, but probably true!








John's Joke
Thanks John!






Another Quebecois prank



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Thanks Gloria




Because I didn't get many pictures here's a bonus clip.....







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Thanks Jamie!






Harwich Weather for Friday








Cloudy and wet at first with blustery South-Easterly winds. The rain, heavy in places, will then quickly clear Eastwards by midday. It will be dry thereafter with sunny spells developing and winds will gradually ease. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy shopping both in Frinton and Colchester. Now having had a resuscitating cup of tea I will concentrate on the blog. It is early tonight because shortly I will be on a night out with the boys





This is very camp, I believe that it's a fashion ad!


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Thanks Martin!






How to get rid!


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Thanks Jamie!




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Sounds like good advice!









Damn you Siri!




Sweets for the Wicked Queen!






Couldn't agree more - If you want to look like a tit - wear a flat peak !!! 






That's why so many of the Cousins are extra large!






My Impossible dream!
(I do have 3 screens though)







I'm not sure which I prefer!







High Kicking bulldog!







OK - you're bombing along the motorway (at the legal limit of course)
When you spot this in the rearview mirror!






Hell it must be hot in there!






Yup - she put in an H!!!






There was a time when they would give you a cereal spoon with your name on it!




















Good interpretation!






Yes dearie - and YOU'RE stupid!!!







Now you mustn't censure the little dears - they might get complexes!
(or you can bash 'em with a big stick....)






His view was being obstructed by a big Dick!






Backpack that looks like  - whatsisname






Nice try Sunbeam!






Think about it Hilly!






Looks like the houses are on fire - but it's the sunset through clouds!








Thanks Arthur!







Another Quebecois Prank - heavy slabs!

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Thanks Klaus!


Harwich Weather for Thursday







Some early brightness possible before largely cloudy skies prevail for much of the day. Whilst many areas stay dry, the odd outbreak of chiefly light rain or drizzle during the afternoon. Milder once again with maximum temperature of 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low



Thanks For calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.