Wednesday, 30 November 2016

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was Supermarket hell today, first Tesco, followed by Waitrose. Tomorrow it's December, and I have a rule that from now on until New Year I refuse to go to Colchester! Now after that rant, back to the business of finding you some more material for you to snigger at!

No Demos - Please!

Jack's best!

Sentimental for us, we were invited on board, before her inaugural voyage
 from Harwich to Esbjerg she was a beautiful lady!

Doggy Photobomb!

He's afraid of the snip!

It says If you have to take Grandad - You must take him!

Thanks Klaus!

Tee Hee - love em or hate em!

 Thanks Janet!

He lives alone his Mum often sends him toilet rolls at the last count 82 rolls!

Why not rob the neighbours!

Looking so young George?

This airport thought that it would be nice to have windows like a plane,
unfortunately they incorporated an aquarium....strangely disconcerting!

That's right always blame her!!!

Ho Ho Ho Holy Shit!

Mums always care!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Run awaaaaay!

The stick in the bed prank!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

More in the way of cloud than recently with the best of any brightness during the afternoon. North Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 15mph  Min 0c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 10%
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Tuesday, 29 November 2016

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The temperature is dropping, 1c this morning, forecast lower tonight - time to get out the thermals! Now back in the warm I am ferretting around for more little gems with which to amuse!

Siberian Makeup!

The Quebecois Gagsters are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!

Just Imagine the Redneck Cousins try to deep fry frozen turkeys! - the result........!

Thanks again Klaus!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

This guy called and sold me this xmas tree - he was in a hell of a hurry!

He was celebrating 35 years with the firm - here's the cake they made for him!

Nothing to say here!

It says - Tomorrow we are filming the beauty of your district
Please during the day stay indoors!
Thank you!

Sighting along the tow

Mother hasn't quite come to terms with a deep fat fryer!

Thanks delivery guys for your total discretion!!!

Oh yes - we were aware!

Thanks Robert!

The cake in the window - the cake that was delivered!

Clever product collaberation

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!

Massive whoops!

How not to solder!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another cold and frosty start, then dry with lengthy spells of sunshine. Westerly winds 7mph, gusting 13mph  Min 1c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 10%
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Monday, 28 November 2016

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I worked on the boat today, icy east wind, but comfortable inside. There is still a lot of work to do but little by little she is beginning to look OK. Now for my best efforts to make you giggle - please enjoy!

Christmas sweater for your prize chicken
What's not to like?

Pretty sure this is fake, but it's a fun idea!

Thanks Klaus!

Ideal place to hide your data!

New kitten - is he jealous? You can judge.......

No not Where's Wally, it's Where's Santas hand!

Pity all wars are not like this!!!

No translation necessary!

Thanks again Klaus

My life's dream, hard work and then for retirement to live somewhere on
a little island!

Thanks yet again Klaus!!!

I Googled "Albino Elephant" Google did not disappoint!

Refugee sofa!

A moderate man's message to Amarican Moslems

Happened to me this morning! (Walking that is!)

Boys Boys! This is what happens when you hang kitchen units on plasterboard!

Shocking? - Read on!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Yes - not a very good idea!

Thanks once again Klaus (He's saved the day today!!!)

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Following a cold and frosty start, a fine day will follow with plenty of sunshine. Easterly winds 7mph, gusting 13mph  Min 0c  Max 6c  Chance of rain 5%
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Sunday, 27 November 2016

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is the first day of Advent, and as I am a complete nut for crazy American Christmas lights, I would like to celebrate with a clip of one of the best, from North Carolina. Oh! And there are some funny pictures too!

Meet Kim Corgdashian!

Light a candle for 1st Advent

On Friday's Graham Norton show - the great Tom Hanks!

My new lawnmower - it's rather slow, but gets the job done!

Paper beats rock!

An awkwardness has occurred!

I see an irony here!

Yes and tomorrow it will rain!

Aww - poor Piggy!

She bet her boyfriend that she could shave his foot without waking
him, here's what he found in the morning!

Just a puff of wind turned these into something rather sleazy!

They gave her this a year ago before she could read,
now it's near to the departure time, she has just realiused what it says!

It says the Post is here in discreet plain packaging!

Thanks Klaus!

How he out-bastarded a superbastard!
Try and get into that!

He visited Istambul to see their famous cat statue

Frog with 2 snails looks like Princess Leia!

Seen in Berlin a train congratulating Mr Trump!


Meet Professor Splash!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mainly fine and frosty to start. Sunny intervals throughout the day, although it will remain rather cold, especially if exposed to the developing South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 deg C.
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