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Saturday 31 December 2016

New year's Eve Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We wish you all a very Happy, Healthy and Peaceful New Year!
Here are the last Funnies for 2016






It's 40 below in Siberia this New Year's Eve!











We didn't run out of idiots yet!


Thanks Klaus!










Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!









The Chinese built a giant cock...........Hmmm looks a bit like DT!









Oh! I know to my cost!











Moronic Quiz setter!









Get a life!









You have to be a certain age to get this!

 Thanks Dick!








Oh! Yes you will!









Oh! Look they photobombed his selfie!









Maybe she will wipe that look off his face!









Yup!









V. Clever - but how utterly pointless!










In 2090 - we'll all look a bit weird!









It's Ok - use your teeth!











Tee Hee!








How did they do that?









Harwich Weather for Sunday




A cloudy start with outbreaks of rain becoming more widespread and locally heavy by afternoon and persisting across many parts into the evening. Maximum temperature 8 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now









Thank you all for your support during 2016!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday 30 December 2016

Friday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was Fog all day today so stayed indoors, we started taking down the Christmas decorations, and I fiddled with computers, but now I must concentrate on the business in hand, that is
to make you laugh - just a little!






Suspected car thief spotted!











More idiots...












Exploring his feminine side?










Rhino camouflage









Not an insurance claim scam, just Tibbles lying in the sun!










It says " Sorry but for some days I will not be sending any emails, or answering,
my neighbour is painting her ceiling and I have to hold the ladder!"

 Thanks Klaus!






This one says "A*se cold today!

Thanks again Klaus!








It says "Your look when someone asks who farted!"

Thanks yet again Klaus!








Face swap with his parrot creates something very scary!









Online he thought he was buying a backpack!









He forgot his keys so he "Chained the dog up" - he was a good boy!









Unique picture of a transplant patient holding her own heart!









Big Hint!









Headline "Tree eats fence!"









The people who invented this sort of sticky label - should burn in Hell!











Musical water curtain









Fun in the snow!












 Harwich Weather for New Year's Eve



It will be dry, but mainly cloudy, although some brighter spells will likely develop during the afternoon. It will become increasingly breezy through the day. Maximum temperature 9 deg C.





 Harwich Weather Now







 Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday 29 December 2016

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another quiet day, had a visit from Sister in Law and Husband, out for coffee, then out to lunch - what a wild life we do live! Now down to brass tacks and my job for the evening.....to entertain! - Bring it on!






No comment!









How to play the piano - when you can't play the piano!








She had no idea what this was!
When Daddy told her she called him a liar!









Alternative Christmas!









Surpriiiiiiise!









Alternative applications...









In the festive season the ladies put on their finery to go to Walmart!









Get me a headline! Any headline!









Meet the twins!









Meanwhile at Walmart, this lady seems to have put her bottom on back to front!









This beautiful disk upon which we live was photographed by NASA two days ago...









Housewives view of carrier based aircraft!

Thanks Ann!







The realisation has just hit him that even with the cape he cannot fly!









It says "Never anger a woman who can drive a digger!"

Thanks Klaus!







OK we'll give it a go!









Must be healthy!









Meet the Husky Corgi -
How on earth did they manage that?









It was only when he was grown up he realised that this was a joke!












Hey! Hang on! You forgot the wheels!









How to have your cool completely destroyed!








Harwich Weather for Friday



Increasing cloud will help lift and clear fog through the morning. Some brightness during the afternoon, but feeling chilly in the breeze. Maximum temperature 6 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now  










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.