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Saturday 29 April 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Unusually for England, the weather for  this Mayday Bank Holiday weekend is forecast to be good. Today at the Marina, out of the wind it was quite hot. I'm sending this early, as we have friends in tonight and they want to see the
big fight. Now more pictorial fun......





This is not me!
(But sadly it well could be!)








Sheep surfing?


Thanks Geoff!









The question is.....is it really him?











Tree is angry!












At least he confessed!












It worked - nice parking warden!











His boss writes notes on his hand in meetings, he then scans them afterwards!











Knight is into post boxes!












Meeeeeeeowwwww!












In Finland you can buy 1000 beers for 2149.20 Euros!












Way back in the olden days!












This took a minute!










He obvously has no intention of selling this - just drink it!!!












His Mum sent a picture from the spinning circle!










The quickest way!



Thanks Klaus!








 Trollies - Noooooooooo!

Thanks again Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Sunday



A dry morning and often sunny. Becoming cloudier by evening with occasionally moderate rain spreading Eastwards across the district. Strong South-Easterly, but feeling pleasant in early sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now











Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday 28 April 2017

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Nearly finished the boat now, one more morning should complete. I have a pass for tomorrow morning too! So then we can start using it!
Now for more of the same - new funny stuff - just for you!






This Bear cub was brought to the dog rescue by mistake - you can see he had a great time!





Little dear really is helping!!!



Thanks Klaus!







I fear that this is perverted!












IKEA - cruel but ever practical!












I have seen some low things in my life, but here we are looking into the gates of Hell!












Let's go kayaking in Alaska they said - It'll be fun they said!!!











She says she likes it rough! Hmmm - road crash more like!











Must be Canada!












Boys - she says - "Weekend - bring it on!"

Thanks Klaus!








This guy's only claim to fame - he has a frog living in his fence!












Subtle - the sign shows refraction in the tumbler!












I thought that I had seen everything but camel toe panties????












There are smart Huskies and then there are dim Huskies!












This is how Arnie "Cuts the ribbon" at an opening!












My Family in Abergavenny please note........
This was seen in a Welsh convenience store!!!











Motorscootermania!!!!










Health and Safety eat your heart out!










Harwich Weather for Saturday



Another mostly dry day with sunny spells developing and just the odd light shower. Initially light winds will freshen through the day. Feeling warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com




Harwich Weather Now 










Thanks for your continued support


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday 27 April 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, This morning, we visited Thorpe-le-Soken, Frinton, and the boat. Happily we arrived home before the rain started.
Now yet again, I will do my best (Old Boy Scout!), to come up with some new funny stuff - just for you!




Meet the snake's head catarpillar










Things Harwich people get up to!














He called AAA as he had locked his keys in his car..........The AAA man then
locked his keys in his truck, and had to call AAA!












This silo hasn't been used for 20 or more years!











Instead of chocolate kisses on the pillow,
this hotel leaves chocolate vacuum cleaners!













You're 30 years old, no children...........here's what you do!











I absolutely love this!











Electric graveyard perhaps?











It says "I am not lazy - I am just motovated to do nothing!"

 Thanks Klaus!










His daughter bought a cheap plastic telescope, and asked her Dad to find a planet.
To humour her he tried, - found Jupiter plus 4 moons! - Result!!!













Dad doing what Dads do!










His Mum puts her iPad in the copier to print recipes!











Damned predictive text!













It took a while!











At the Pharmacy - the story of a wild night out!











Dear young lady, whatever you do - don't turn round!












William Shatner is on form!











Oh! S*it!











How about..........a trailer on a trailer on a trailer on a trailer!!!












We are informed that Spring has just arrived in Canada!










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








An exercise in futility!










Keep your heads down yachties - Lightning just loves water!









Harwich Weather for Friday


After a chilly start, a fine and dry day for most with sunshine. Small chance of an isolated light shower by the afternoon. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now













Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.