Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry but we are going to Germany tomorrow, so no more Funnies until September, look out for us then.....

Meet the Hungry Mackerel

Thanks Elna!

He learns how to catch his toy, and then.......

I thought - so sad! -Tee hee!

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Er - Add them all together????

Poor man's Drone

He seems pleased with himself

Another way of looking at Death

Oh Yes! We all will need these!

 UFO caught on tape!

Thanks Maggie!

Photobomb 1123

A little biology lesson!

Mr PayPal

Novel way of taking a selfie

Different ways to the same thing

Lambo? Really?

In your dreams Mr Cop!

Sorry no Jokes tonight!

Except - one Lithuanian one....

In the Mediterranean Sea, you can bathe safely. You have nothing to be afraid of, the sharks-they eradicate the jellyfish!

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A fine, dry and bright day with sunny periods and occasional cloud. Feeling cool out of the sunshine and temperatures continue to trend slightly below the seasonal average. Afternoon high of 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.02 am Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you we have just passed 88,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, It rained today - it is still raining 11mm since dawn! Never mind it's OK in here so I will do my best as usual to amuse...

Dear Family and Friends,  It rained today - it is still raining 11mm since dawn! Never mind it's OK in here so I will do my best as usual to amuse...

We had juggling otters - now a beaver chewing a stick of celery

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 Health and Safety - where are you ???

Yup - No reason

To avoid package injuries - use scissors.......

 I cannot 

Now here we have er...........

How about a transparent Kayak - but why???

Anyone for Quiddich? - Oh and I think he's going to miss the pool!

Yes just chuck 'em in the blender!

It's a flood, but we don't care we're drunk and we've got guns...

Romantic soiree..

Love the Cousin's slogans

He won't turn you down

Mmmm! tasty!

Sorry no jokes but more clips...

The locals get a bit fed up.....

"Dilly" loves his bath

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Tuesday Rain will persist across the district during the morning and only slowly clear during the afternoon. Brighter conditions should develop by evening with spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-8 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 6.00 am Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another pleasant day in sunny Harwich. I hope that you all will enjoy the stuff that I and my friends have found - just for you!

Here's a Flashmob with a recycling twist!

In Germany they do it big! - Blowing up a bridge

Take Phantom Jet, a concrete wall an Poof!

More silliness, Motocross with Playmobil

Maybe I am being thick - but isn't that what anchors are supposed to do???

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All I can say is - neat!

So wrong...

A bird in the hand........

Thanks Derek!

Somebody's idea of paradise - a naked girl rolling in a sea of coke!

People of Walmart again

The Cousins love their slogans - again!

I have no idea what's going on here - but she seems to be enjoying herself!

Inappropriate ~ I say!

More ad placement fail!

Off we go to walmart!

Derek's Joke

This also from Derek

Thanks as always!

Harwich Weather for Monday!

Typical !!!

Bank Holiday Monday Outbreaks of rain, heavy at times, will soon spread North-Eastwards across the district through the morning accompanied by strengthening winds. Perhaps some drier, brighter before dusk. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 8-14 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.58 am Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cold early this morning, and the weatherman says frost tonight! I doubt if we will get it as we are close to the relatively warm sea. Here are your latest bits and bobs...

After a very long absence - He's back!






Hailstorm in Melbourne


Love steam? - You'll love this!


You have to be old to enjoy this - or maybe not!



Oh! Those sadistic Japanese game shows!

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Mile 420

Philosophical quote of the day

I can't do this

Big let down

This is a bit like the "Do not press this button" sign

Did you know that Chiabatta is Italian for "Slipper"?

Nothing to say here!

Must be Walmart!

Pardon?

Too many guns in the US.... etc etc!

The look on his face says it all!

I love this - "Say Please!"

Jokes

Arthur's Joke 1

Arthur's Joke 2

Thanks Arthur!

It's only a sily ad, but.......

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A chilly start, but soon feeling warmer for many with plenty of sunshine. However cloud will then spread in from the South-West during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.57 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.