Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it became jolly warm here today, even in the shade it was sticky! Tomorrow is forecast to be the hottest so far. So yours truly will be keeping a low profile, with a long cold drink! Meanwhile with the temps down to 20c outside, time to again try very hard to find some stuff to hopefully raise a titter!

It means - Now that's Authority!

 Thanks Klaus!






The Pentatonix - Evolution of Michael Jackson
a bit long, but very smooth!

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Ha ha ha ha!

Hi Vis plus Camouflage - equals...

Teacher said to him, just to get rid - I want a rocket powered Giraffe on rollerskates

this was what the kid produced!

Yes Smartarse - how did you get out?

Very silly but somehow rather beautiful!

It may be sir that you have arrived slightly over dressed for this event!

Nothing to say here!

Er - I don't believe that they are sparklers!

The Minion is unmoved, but he looks terrified!

The Eye of the Sun - so simple, and ear of corn and the sun - clever!

First World problem solved in Korea - 

Kiddy reins - 21st century style!

The Cloggies - bless 'em!

Thanks Robert (F)  (But he's Dutch really!)

Well done CNN!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Chihuahua Superman!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Staying fine for most with plenty of sunshine. Despite this, there is a risk of isolated thunderstorms developing during the evening and more especially overnight into Thursday. Hot in light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 29 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 8 (Very High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're publishing early today because dining out with family later to celebrate Son's Birthday. Hoping that your week will go well and that you enjoy this hastily put together edition!

They erected a mirror on the jungle.........

Thanks Klaus!




The revenge of the disabled!

Thanks Gloria!

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I don't think so !!!.....

Really?

From Germany the new Euros for Greece are here!.......Ha Ha!

Thanks Klaus!

Wonderful Finnish word!

Seems obvious really!

Too many guns in the USA...

How this for a truly stupid idea - a mobile phone shaped like a gun!!!!

Tee hee!

Greeneyed photobomber!

Maybe it means something else in English English..

When I get out of this abomination - I will kill you!

Prankster's Dictionary

Wakey Wakey - the school bus is here!

This isn't new and it's a bit long, but it's still hilarious!

Thanks Mags and Matt!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A heat - health watch has been issued by the met office

Unbroken sunshine throughout and becoming very warm during the afternoon. High UV levels with a risk of sunburn within 20 minutes. Moderate South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am Pollen Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in Lil Ol Harwich today, humid with a heavy rainshower PM. Now I am staring at the screen waiting for inspiration to come.......I'm fairly sure that it will!

BTW Thanks to you good folks' loyalty we just passed

 132,000 hits on the site!!!

We are expecting a heatwave next week, this is how one bear cools down!

While this is a publicity stunt by Samsung, it shows the way that road safety might go in the near future!

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Sorry no jokes tonight - you therefore get more pictures




Sandra Bullock in Minion shoes
(The Minions Movie has premiered)

Hi Girls here comes 2 Para!

Them and me!

What's Normal!

Thanks Susi!

Hmmm! I've been there!

Whoops!

Novel in Paris........a pedalling phone recharging station

Sexy motorbike!

Quite disconcerting, it says Men on the outside, but Ladies on the inside!

I know the feeling buddy!

Yes  can sympathise!

Nooooooooooooooooo!

It is possible this baby's Daddy is a Prison officer!

We're not nosey but....... even the dog needs to know!

When entertaining unwanted guests.................dig out the Bog Mat!

No it's not me honestly................although...............!

This is really for the boys, but what you can do as you watch the dancers

is scroll round 360degs

Harwich Weather for Monday

A fine and warm start to the new week with plenty of sunshine, though this may be a little hazy at times. Winds remaining light and temperatures slightly above the seasonal average. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been a lovely warm day here today. Too warm really for work. It's cooling off now so I must point my brain in the direction of producing something amusing for my International Followers...

It's German but you'll get it - "In the wrong job"

Thanks Klaus!







I guess this was put on for "Pride Day"

Thanks Geoff!

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Guessing the barman works in a Lab!

Turn off the Internet? Now there's an idea!

Yes they are indeed destroying the English language!

The African Helmeted turtle has a permanent grin..

He arrived home early I'm busy writing my book she said!....

Meanwhile down at the bankrupt supermarket...Pringles rool!

I suppose that it is hip to have jeans so distressed 

that it looks like you're having a dump!

I am one.....

Thanks Gloria! 

They continue to destroy the language

Guess it must be Tennessee!

I too was built for comfort rather than speed!

Thanks Pieter!

It's a bit like Arnold Lane - remember him (song)

Clever and green idea from the Far East

Inappropriate labelling

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

What is more than infinite confidence?
Oral sex between a cannibal. 

 Thanks Rita! 

This guy made a Giraffe mask - and then....................

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy skies for much of the morning with the ongoing risk of some patchy rain in places, perhaps turning heavier and more widespread around midday. Drier, brighter conditions will then follow for the afternoon with some late spells of warm sunshine expected. A shade cooler in a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 3 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.