Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We went to Colchester today to help friends with their computers. Home again via supermarket (low on eggs!), now at home waiting for predicted Thunderstorms, Rain alarm says "Preciptiaton within 2.5 miles". So the evening will be started with my attempts to make you giggle...

Douwe - this is for you!

Thanks John F !




Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich!!!

Thanks Mags!

Gallery

Ha Ha! - Serves them right!

I'm not sure that it was really done like this ????

Yes he's the Champ - voted UK's favourite bird!

No Madam you are not supposed to overtake your mount!

Ice Cream.......I'll show you Ice Cream!

First World Interpretation!

I really hope that's not plugged in!

I feel that there may be copyright issues here!

The tables are turned!

Hold still this may hurt a little!

19th Century Literary Humour!

Meanwhile at Walmart, this customer seems to have not noticed 

her jeans are on back to front!

(Or has there been a quickie behind the frozen peas counter)???

OK - Be a rebel it may get you..................

Another Prodigy - and he's only nine years old!

Lithuanian Joke

Judge

Why you declined your confession?. 

Accused

-The lawyer convinced me, that I am innocent

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any lingering cloud and thundery rain will clear Northwards through the morning to leave a mainly dry and bright day with warm spells of sunshine. Less humid than recent days in a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 21 deg. C (70 deg. F) Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.