Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy today with computers, this PM I decided to take my car to the carwash. The sun was shining until the Albanians started the job and the heavens opened. When I arrived home - nothing for it but to dry it off! Next - your Funnies....

Now this is a really clever pooch!

Thanks Mags!

Possibly photoshopped........bit of a giggle though!

Thanks Gloria!

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Possibly.......

Is this the Burk-car?

Thanks Arthur!

Little rescuer......

Thanks Robert!

Marker pens - a kid's best friend !

Thanks Gloria!

Knock knock - who's there?

Thanks Gloria - again!

If you ask a stupid question - you're sure to get a crap answer from Yahoo!

The wife has just discovered where he keeps his stash of Snickers......

All part of the kiddies' learning curve!

It's all an illusion!

Did she think he would turn into a prince?

We've all done this........but if you're a seal it doesn't matter much!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Very lucky squeak!!!

Thanks Matt C !

Harwich Weather for Friday

It will continue to be mostly fine and warm throughout, though it will turn cloudier during the afternoon. Light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 7 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Computerwise I was quite busy today, sunshine and showers were the order of the day. Now I am staring at a blank screen, hoping that inspiration will come. Meanwhile we shall see!

After the Juggling otters - how about swimming hamsters?

Gotcha! Ha Ha!

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What happens to the greedy, who won't do a deal with the council!

The ultimate in good taste - her nails match her gum!

No not Starwars, this is a tank to blow out oil well fires!

Sets the tone at the reception - drunk takes a leak at the back of the tent!

I had heard rumours that this practice had started in California!

Here's proof!

Meet Baby Jaws

Amazing work, the bandages on a mummy skull,

The Louvre

As you know the US is trying to fight obesity,

I don't think Yard long Twix bars are going to help!!!

I think I'll take the lukewarm route - best of both!

I think the jetwash man is making a point

I wonder if these are in "Generic Street"

Milk Cartons for idiots!

Yup I looked!

Oh to be in England......as the poem goes.....

Thanks Mags!

A sentiment shared by many!

Thanks Mags 2!

They were white water rafting down the Colorado when they were overtaken by this lady!

Yoda Pig

Confucius him say.......

Thanks Robert!

He spotted this in Wall St - Yikes!

Extraordinary!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

A new star is born!

Meanwhile, early morning at the bus stop..

Thanks Susi and Mags!







Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mostly dry conditions with sunny spells across the district with a North-Westerly breeze. The slight risk of an shower developing during the early afternoon. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day, windy but mild. Thank you to all my friendly subscribers! I try to include as much of your funny stuff as I can, but if it's been seen before,or if it's a pictorial email, I can't always adapt it for the blog. Please keep them coming though, it really helps!

Here's one to lift your mood, on an Australian commuter train, some young guys start to sing........

Martin sent this, and if you're fussyfaces like us it will make you cringe!

16 Photos That Will Annoy The Perfectionist In You
Thanks Martin!






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I believe the word is douchebag!

Oh! Dear! Hillary!

Also didn't I see that hat before?

At their engagement, great romance, but maybe they didn't think it through!

The Game of renaming your network goes to another level!

I would love some of these!

July 2015....

Thanks Gloria - and Julie!

Booking .com didn't scrutinise this hotel

Oh! - Is that me? 

Thanks Gloria!

Undecided or not so sure?

Thanks Mags!

He's visiting the Mona Lisa, and guess what?

Yup! - A selfie.......

Impossible dream!

Thanks Pieter!

I am assuming this is Macdonalds.......

I believe we're back in the US......Most probably

South of the Mason Dixon!

Thanks Robert!

Er........not too sure about this........

Thanks Susi!

Catch!

Thanks Gloria - again!







Arthur's Jokes
Thanks Arthur!








Music Music Music!

Thanks Sandra!






Finally something strange.....

This is the largest cruise liner in the world - The Allure of the Seas (6200 passengers)

Her sister ship the Oasis of the Seas also carries 6200 passengers, but is 50mm shorter!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Breezy with isolated showers, but also plenty of sunny spells. Feeling cool with temperatures remaining below average, though it should feel quite pleasant in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was housework day, you should have seen me whizzing round with the Gtec, and the polish and duster, a veritable tornado! I have now just about recovered, and am now composing hopefully another pictorial masterpiece!

Meet Celtic Thunder - guaranteed to get your feet tapping!

Thanks Derek!








These ladies sang this song 74 years ago - 2 years before I was born!
Apologies to the young! - My feet still tap to this!

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Must be right - it's on the Snapple cap!

Creepy or what!

In Russia when it's hot - they prevent their computers from overheating like this.....

In view of how much we've been having lately,

here are some facts about rain!

Superlatives rool!

Thanks Colin!

Vinyl

Robin Williams at his best!

Just one more shove - Oh! it's in!

When the Porsche driver acted like an asshole, the truck driver had a remedy!

This will not end well!

And this Ladies and Gentlemen, could be the start of

human extinction!

In New Jersey, we observe the local wildlife....

In time he will grow into a Hippopotamus!

Spot the Kiwi.......!

Meanwhile in the kitchen........

Remember the giant meteorite? Watch this Russian's reaction.....

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely dry with strong winds easing somewhat during the morning, but still rather a lot of cloud around. More sunny spells may develop later and perhaps the odd passing shower. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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