Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We shopped for old Aunt, it rained so hard, we had to sit in the car for 10 minutes before it eased up. Then to town to the watchmenders. Now I will do my usual thing and try to find yet more pictorial humour - just for you!

Elon Musk's Mother - electric lady!
Forgive the pun!

Sadly now gone, this is "Princess Anne", we travelled on her several times, brilliant!

His health capsules melted in the car and became elves' boots!

Maybe already on the drawing board!

Oh! Yes! What fun we had!

Thanks Ann!











In the making of "Baby Driver" this is the rig they used to film the in-car shenanigans!

Insults!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Geoff!










It says "The research is  never ending!"

 Thanks Klaus!











Such style!

Thanks again Klaus!









The morning has not started well!

In my day there wasn't even a form!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Came last in the selection!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!







To coin a phrase - Bananaaaaaaa!

Good Boy! Fetch!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A mainly dry day with good spells of sunshine, although cloud will build up at times with the odd shower possible, especially at first. Cold North-Westerly winds. 

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: North-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was an early start this morning, up at 0300 to take the young Globetrotters to Heathrow. Home by 1015, but the rest of the day has been a bit blurry. I must wake up, and get on with your Funnies!

A healthy Budgie and one with mop- duster syndrome!

I always thought that you had a sloping forehead!

The morons didn't know modern buses have toilets!

There's bad luck and then there's really bad luck!

He just can't wait!

This lady in Iran just abandoned her Hijab, Well done - Girl Power!

Mr Sneaky!

Matt C this is for you!
Stairway to Heaven!

Wheelbarrow for the serious drinker!

Thanks Klaus!










When you reach 100 in Barbados you get a special postage stamp!

I am still trying to work this one out!!!

Things are not always what they seem!

This Lad and his Dad go to prove that genetics can be an inexact science!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!
Great crop tonight!









Although there are too many guns in the US
this is spectacular!

He wasn't expecting that!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Early rain will soon clear South-Eastwards. A sunny, breezy and cold feeling day then follows. Whilst further isolated showers are possible, most places will remain dry.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 30 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Walked the dog am (she is our guest for 5 weeks)! Then visited friends in their new apartment which has great sea views, coffee was consumed. Next an excursion to the post office and health centre. Oh! What a life we do lead! Now more fun stuff - just for you!

Yes and for that I will kill you in your bed tonight!

That tasty morsel of meat is..............!

Thanks Klaus!










Disappointing!

Oh! Ma Neck!

Grandpa with his rebellious daughter!

He is trying to turn his wife on by doing housework!

A tree within a tree!

I have strange dreams like this!

 Thanks Jackie!










Engineers versus Architects!

Thanks again Klaus!










Canadian Police Officers meditating before work!

I see irony here!

I love words!

Tonight's Philosophical thought!

This guy couldn't pull out of a driveway!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









Oh! Lordy - that's high!

OK be enthusiastic then!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Occasionally sunny, but with a cool feeling breeze. Cloud will increase during the afternoon with light rain or drizzle possible. Becoming milder.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a not too bad day here in Harwich today. We were able to potter in the garden for a while, quite warm in the sun and out of the wind. Now for more of your favourite pictorial fun.

If in Alaska you press the sunroof switch 
instead of the defrost, the result is.....

Our near neighbours in the Netherlands have a sense of humour very much like ours!

Improvised "Jeans Chair"

This is Aesha Ashe, she wears her Tutu round the deprived areas of Rochester NY,
to inspire the kids to do ballet

The wealth gap in one small picture!

Now I know what you're thinking!

This is Jake reputedly the Worlds biggest horse
(Or he has a teeny weeny groom)!!!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Jill!











Street Artist at work!

How to totally destroy your daughter!

I'll bet that this restaurant in London is very popular with the waiters!

Sad or what?!!!

Must be perfumed!

Too many guns in US - but this is impressive!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Starting dry, but cloudy and breezy. Rain will then make gradual progress through Essex, probably not reaching the Coast until late morning.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 31 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.