Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a very enjoyable trip with friends to their daughter and family in Bishops Stortford. It poured with rain on the way back, but home safe. I am not doing Funnies for the next couple of days, I am going to have a little rest. See you after the holidays!

Prize winner in an Indian fancy dress

The QI panel give Stephen a hard time!

He is doing this to find out her reaction when she sees it!

The truth sometimes hurts!

Bitcoin investors - then and now!

It is believed that this turtle just lost his virginity!

Never date a mermaid!

Dozy git!

This from Amazon!

Seenagers

 Thanks Kay!










He counted how many times his 3 year old said "Why" !

He was angry when he was cut up until he saw the plate.
I think it's Italian for "Excuse me"!

John's Joke
Thanks John!









Go Man Go!

Here is Smart Braking!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cool and wet day with spells of rain, occasionally heavy at first, but tending to ease later from the West. Brisk Westerly winds will develop.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!
Have a great holiday weekend!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good morning, first to the boat to measure up for a new rudder. Then a bit of shopping. Last a spell in the garden, helping Herself. Now back once again to endeavour to create "a thing of beauty" just for you!

No Eggs for you lot!

Thanks Klaus!






We all do it! Now it can be seen!

Thanks Gloria!













Oh! So True!!!

Now that the ice has melted in the potholes........

Yup That is Scott!

One extremely patient Capybara!

Recycled cardboard is a good substitute for bubblewrap!

We've all been there pal!

Ha Ha! Gotcha!

It is not advisable to park under a leaking pipe!

Something's in the air!

More Engrish!

Unbelievably the netting is also marble!

Jethro is waiting for his OBE!

Sorry I have forgotten who sent me this - but thanks very much anyway!












More Wisdom from the QI Elves






Harwich Weather for Friday

Chilly with bright or sunny intervals and just the odd shower at first. However, more general rain will spread from the South through the morning, becoming heavy at times later.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C 

Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks for calling by! And Happy Easter!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a great day today, Herself reached a significant birthday, and we went to the local deli for a celebration tea, there were 10 of us.

the food was so good, I am feeling slightly uncomfortable during the composition of the blog tonight! I hope that you will understand!

His wife is 4 ft 9 ins, as you can see!
(It's a very big spanner though!)

Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

Thanks Klaus!








Biggest drug find of the year!

And the tree said....

Philosophical thought for the day!

Laziest driver!

Sequel to Geoff's French Passport from yesterday!

Thanks Geoff!











Ha Ha!

Russians queueing to give blood after the Siberian Mall fire

Clever idea in a restaurant loo!

Bwaaaaaaaaagggggg!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Susi!










Bees Knees !

I want one!

An Oldie but Goodie, listen to the words, ring a bell?

Thanks Gloria!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early frost and fog patches clearing then a bright morning with a few showers. Turning cloudier from midday with outbreaks of rain spreading from the South-West, locally heavy. Winds freshening.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South 13 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a showery day in Dovercourt today, we put up some outside lights, and I helped a friend with two bad tempered printers. Now once again I have been below to disinter some more funny bits and bobs.... 





1984 original cover!

Boys, it's unlikely that this will be of interest - just a Russian advert!

In case you didn't understand - Dad!

87 years later - we eventually got it!

I see the Mother-in-Law's back then!

His Dad had a very good idea when he bought the new carpet!

Just a theory!

Thanks Prof Alice Roberts!










Statue in Budapest

A demon is being cast out!
(It's even coming out of his nose!!!)

He's still toughing it out!

Thanks Stephen Fry!












The Golden Girls again!

The French have just finished the first draft!

Thanks Geoff!










Yup! I had to take a second look!

His Dad created the near perfect Limon!

Boys, this is Rachel Weisz at 45!

Minimalism in action!

The pressure washer guys went to the wrong house, but at least they had a free sample!

Should have had at least two!

Thanks Susi!









A method of being rid of elderly relatives I suppose!

Mmmmm! Lunch!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cold day is expected with rain and wet snow, gradually turning more showery. Heavy showers then developing and these may be wintry in places.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.