Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another grey drizzly day, where has Summer gone? I walked and it was humid but not cold. later I vacuumed upstairs. My son has created a new app and I am helping him test it which is fun. BTW M$ having said for several years that there would be no Windows 11, have just announced to M$ Support, that they will shortly announce Windows 11 !

Now for more pictorial fun!

Giraffe photobomb!

Asians do amazing things with food!

Thanks Klaus!

Yes limits!

Thanks Derek!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks again Derek!

It says"Alcohol free beer please" 

Waitress "And a Colouring Book as well???"

Thanks again Klaus!

Blue whale under a quite large fishing boat!

Thanks Joe!

Of course! Him with the little tank!

Thanks Robert!

It says

 "Tolerance will reach such a new level that intelligent people will be banned from any reflection in order not to offend imbeciles Dostoyevski!!!"

Thanks again Robert!

What type - you choose!

Now for a new theme "Idiots"

Radio!

DNA!

Trees!

Four Kids!!!

How do you???

Korean?

Libraries!

Over 18?

Covid!

Missing???

Quarter is bigger than a third - right???

Ever been had???

Fake!

Someone's using it......!

Big Question!

Just wait a while!!!

Kitty Fun!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloudy near the Essex coast with the odd spot of light rain. Dry inland with bright or sunny spells. Light winds. Perhaps an isolated late shower developing.

Temperature: 21°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 8 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:40

Sunset: 21:21

Moonrise: 00:36

Moonset: 11:20

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a repeat of yesterday, damp and gloomy. I walked later as it drizzled earlier, then I helped with household chores. Now I have done a little bit of digging, and unearthed a few more fun things which I hope will amuse you!

Baby it's cold outside -

But it's OK in here!

With modern techniques you can do anything!

Thanks Klaus!

Take care!

This was definitely me!

Lover boy!

Thanks Derek!

Those parts!

Thanks Hazel!

Ulterior Motive!

Thanks again Hazel!

Hide your shame!

Thanks Karen!

Like trees in the forest!

Thanks Pete!

Boobs? Not Boobs!

As we haven't seen them lately, so here's a theme - 

People of Walmart

Such Heels!

Yes there is a child in there!

You'll love this - She ate part of the cake 

and at the check out demanded a reduction!!!

Today is Wizard day!

How about diamanté security tags!!!

Looking - unusual in a Tutu!

Her mother was frightened by a satyr!

Shopping can be strenuous let's take a nap!

Your kid has a hissy fit, but the shopping must go on!

It's hot outside, but we have aircon!!!

Not everyone has a Lemur hat!

He's brought his girlfriend - the plastic one that is!

Just taking Quackers for a walk!

No chance pal!

Unicycle plus trolley = Danger!!!

Have you been to the wedding or just about to go!

Ah! Here's the wedding (In store)!

Not really the place to walk your alligator!

They even cater for Transformers!

You couldn't make it up!

Sorry we don't have an S and M department!

I'll say again too many guns in America - 

but at least he's leaving!

I think I'll just plonk my fat bum on the produce!!!

Yes he has just caught a deer in store!!!

I know things are easy going these days but there are limits!

Yes they are Smurfs!

The security man isn't sure "Is that your kid Sir"???

Gender issues???

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

This looks like slavery to me!

Thanks Klaus!

Nooooooooo!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dull start for many with a mix of showery rain and patchy drizzle. Rain slowly easing from most parts into the afternoon, and some bright or sunny spells developing.

Temperature: 17°C (Inland) and 18°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 9 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:40

Sunset: 21:21

Moonrise: 00:18

Moonset: 10:05

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you are interested in what the weather is like in Dovercourt, you can see my weather station here -

https://www.wunderground.com/dashboard/pws/IHARWI5

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.