Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 4 January 2026

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was fresh today, bright sun, but the temperature never creeping above 0c all day. I walked to the beach and nearly froze in the process, but it was invigorating! The highlight of the morning was a trip to the Recycling where I dumped a whole car full! Now we can see the back of the garage once again! Now for a little fun stuff.

He's from Canada you know!

Of course - in the best possible taste!

Rotate 45 degrees left!

This must be thrilling, but I could never do it!

Complimentary pontoon!

Behind you!

How the catering works on Indian railways!

Ugly bastard isn't he?

I think she's a Russian!

Oops!

Rise Sir Pinguinius!

Taking back the empties at the fest!

Juxtaposition!

Meet the human flame thrower!

Dad Joke!

Variants!

Yes!

Me too!

Huzzah!

I will do my best!

Gosh that matches our duvet!

The New Year celebrations are still going on!

And on!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Saturday, 3 January 2026

Dear Family and Friends, It was another cold day with a strong wind. I confess that I chickened out and stayed indoors, and did exercises instead of walking. Not much was achieved, I worked on my lifeboat model, a bit frustrating as the components are tiny, and for some reason keep jumping out of my fingers, plus the glue sticks to my fingers, much better than the boat! Here are today's funnies. I hope that they amuse!

Timeless! - Some say!

A la Banksy - but not sure!

Masochist 'Hit me' Sadist 'No'!!!

Tibbles has an unconventional rescue!

Remember Billy the wide mouthed bass?

That moment of lift-off!

Frustrated pilot perhaps!

Is it possible that this will produce more eggs?

Plankers this way!

You return from a short holiday to this!

And you really think that this is going to work???

Er.........!

Ideal for a geriatric Star Wars fan!

Not funny - but I never knew this!!!

According to the IMF

I have no doubt I will be signing things 2025 for some time to come!

Two different service clubs!

Wrong end of the stick?

From the Dull Men's page!

(And it's Yellow!)

Trendy though!

Cool , but can you climb out of it???

Maybe Goths aren't so bad!

Just waiting for '26!

Still waiting for '26!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Friday, 2 January 2026

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The morning started cold but bright. I walked to the beach, and made a hasty retreat, my jeans felt as if they were made of newspaper! Later I did some sweeping in the garden, but the wind kept blowing the leaves about so I gave up. Then I visited the Post Office and the Co-op. Home to lunch and after we watched the last few episodes of 'Bones' Season 4. Now I must look for Season 5. Now here are a selection of pictures that I have selected from the morass that is the Internet!