Funnies on Wednesday

Dear Family & Friends,  Another jolly day in Harwich. The sun came out, but so late that it had no effect. Here are some more of my attempts to make you smile..........

1.  When I see the word "Prank" I usually cringe! Here however I actually sniggered...

The Bucket

2.  See the Oomphalapompatronium Here!

3. I love Volcanoes, but even I would not wish to be this close   Hot hot hot

                                                                      Folded Shirts

                                                                    Bird and Beast

                                                                Make up a caption

                                                                     They Laughed

                                                    Like they're ruining our language like

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  2205

Temperature  3.5c

Humidity  54%

Barometer  1018mb  Now rising

Rainfall  0.0mm

Wind  Direction  WNW  Speed  0.2 Kn

Prognosis

Overcast in the morning, then mostly cloudy

Hopefully see you tomorrow

Richard.

Funnies for this Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, Another day another Dollar, busy with computers - lots of viruses about. I had time however to find you a few more funny things....
1.  A Bobcat is a small American equivalent of our JCB. This guy has far too much time on his hands!  Bobcat Skills


2.   The song "We are Stardust" has a ring of truth An Astounding Fact


3.  Wake skating - a sort of cross between Snowboarding and surfing Splash!

Yuck !!!

 A bit like Spike Milligan's Epitaph

Not the ending you'd expect!

G & T Diet...

I don't really know!

3I have been playing with Windows 8.
It's quit different than earlier Windows,
It's still only in Beta, but I am getting to like it!

Windows 8 on my PC


Harwich Weather Tonight


Time 2206
Temperature 3.8c
Humidity 91%
Barometer  1023 Steady
Rainfall 20.8 mm
Wind Direction  W  Speed  0.0 Kn


Prognosis




Overcast with a chance of rain in the afternoon




Good night and thanks for visiting


Richard.

Dear Family & Friends, Rain, rain and more rain, but hey we need it! I hope that you have  a really successful week. Here are your Funnies...

1.  This is a great way to get rid of those darned Bills


2.  His room mate is always stealing his Sandwich


  3. Ths dog is just about to see his Dream come True!


Shoot your own rainbow

Monopoly

In Life

 Make your own caption

Sue them!!!

 Hard times!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  23.00

Temperature  4.1c

Humidity  92%

Barometer  1018mb  Rising

Rainfall  15.9mm

Wind  Direction  NNE  Speed  2 Kn

Prognosis

Overcast in the morning, then partly cloudy



Thanks for calling!
Richard

Funnies on Sunday

Dear Family & Friends,  The rain has come at last to East Anglia, it has rained all day and forecast more tomorrow, but it is needed! I have been delving into the drains of cyberspace, for more "Funny Fodder" just for you.

1. Yes this is cool, but wait till the cops arrive!  Trike drifting  

2.  He's 2 years old and he plays...........The Drums!!!

3. It is called "Indoor Skydiving" but looks more like  Ballet!

                                                 He's seen the rugby on Copacabana!
                                                           Thanks Brasilian cousin!

  

                                                                     Winston - again

                                                                       Deep in thought

                                                              Whaaaaaaaaat ?????  !!!!!

Idiot next door

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  22.00

Temperature  2.9c

Humidity  95%

Barometer  1011mb  Steady

Rainfall  14mm

Wind  Direction  NW  Speed  24 Kn

Prognosis

Overcast with a chance of rain

Thanks for calling, please call again!

Richard.

Funnies for your Weekend

Dear Family & Friends, Today in Harwich we had Fog, and it didn't really lift all day. The Weekend is here and I hope that you have a good time. Here are some more "Little Gems"

1.  We've seen Quadrotors before, but playing James Bond? I fear that it's a Fake

2.  Take one robot cleaner, and one prairie dog and watch...Roomba

3.  For you Startrek fans - here's an anomaly Mr Data imitates Capt Picard

                                                                         Gallery


                                                                         Giant Ray

                                                                     Winston Quote

                                                                        Balls of Steel

                                                                     Rain from a Plane

                                                             Putting out a fire sub zero

John's Joke

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  22.19

Temperature  6.9c

Humidity 89%

Barometer  1020mb  Falling

Rainfall  0.0mm

Wimd Direction  E  Speed   0.0 KN

Prognosis

Mostly cloudy in the morning, then overcast

Thanks for Looking!

Richard

Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family & Friends,  Sorry I'm late tonight - had friends in, some wine was drunk, and well you know...Here are a few more items which I hope will amuse.

1.  Can you remember a few years back the "Wasssuuuuup" epidemic ? Well I have to tell you that it's back! Milk - True

2.   The most relaxing sound you will hear today - Tongue Drums

3.  Now another of those clever time lapses "Time is Nothing" Around the World

                                                                   Picture Gallery

                                                                      Cell division

                                                                     Drinking Vodka

                                                                           Nipples

                                                                    Careful Michelle!

                                                                    Awkward Situation

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  23.46

Temperature  4.9c

Humidity  69%

Barometer  1026mb  Rising slowly

Rainfall  0.0mm

Wind Direction  E  Speed  0.0 Kn

Prognosis

Overcast

Thanks for visiting - Goodnight

Richard.

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, It was a quieter day in Olde Harwich today, no computer panics, no strong winds OMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - that's Yoga BTW. Here are a few more  Linki and pictures. Oh! I just learned how to link to texts so any jokes to have, I can now link to them...

1.  Heard of Oshkosh? It is allegedly the World's Largest Airshow

2.  How to make a wooden lampshade, first take your tree - Seriously!

3.   We're at the Jordan Valley School's Talent contest , the tall girl in black is our Granddaughter Mika

4.  While we are in Israel, from Martin - a beautiful Timelapse

Picture Gallery


From cousin in Brazil

From another cousin in Brasil

Think before you act

Bin is Hungry

Hiding the Apple

New Jokes section

Matt's English Humour

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  22.07

Temperature  10.4c

Humidity  78%

Barometer  1022mb  Steady

Rainfall  0.3mm

Wind  Direction  NNW  Speed  0.0 Kn

Prognosis

Overcast

I hope that you enjoy the jokes,

Richard.

Matt's English Humour