Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Funnies on Saturday

Dear Family & Friends, Today there was a severe shortage of Funny pictures...so I scraped up what I could, but you are excused if you only titter, rather than chortle!...

1. Awwww! Two Alaskan Malamutes imitate

A baby crawling

2. This is a clever animation, but stupid -

If the Moon was at the same height as the ISS

3. You may have seen Stephen Fry do this on QI

Paint Speaker

Gallery

Elementary!

Ah! Now I understand...

Today's Philosophy

How on earth did they do that?

Now this I like!

I am a cat....er

It's all Lies!

Nope nothing coming out!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Derek!

Bonus clip

Harwich weather for Sunday

Wet wet wet ! Max 12c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 11 October 2013

Dear Family & Friends, So we finished the bedroom...it was so successful that we will do another one on Monday :-). Today was a non day here in Harwich 24mm rain in the last 24hrs - waterwings at the ready!

Here are your Funnies...

1. This is very clever...but...Why?

2. Another infant prodigy, 11 year old jamming on the Electronic organ

3. This looks dangerous! It is crazy, but

I really really want one!

This guy - the epitome of cool

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Oh! Dear Lord!

In my youth we called this "Nuclear" i.e. Plenty of Fallout!

More coolness!

That TaDa moment!

This is what Dads are for...

Zeus admires neat Bod!

Wait a minute!

Super Halloween Stunt!

Thanks Nick!

Tourist and a llama admire Machu Picchu

This farmer..................Ha Ha! - Love it!

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

The Wisdom of the Elves

Next - as it's the weekend - hot off the wire from The Fatherland

Ein Bischen Spass

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Rain until around 8 then cloudy, Less wind, Max 12c

Huzzah to you chaps we just passed

43,000 hits!

Thank you all very much!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

Funnie for Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, Another good day here in Olde England. We are psyching ourselves up to paint our bedroom tomorrow, maybe no funnies tomorrow, but for tonight? - Yessss!

1. Mercedes are experimenting with a driverless car, the future? Or Madness!

2. They call it the Bobcat - it's an excavator, driven here by a driver of Precision

3. The title says it all... Cop stops car with broken headlight.........Oooooh! Wolves!

Boobs yes they always win!

My Fun!

If they removed all the idiots - someone would invent a

new kind of idiot!

Here here Albert !

Test that sense of humour

Er sorry do you get this ???

Awww! Poor bluebottle Tee Hee!

Sorry No Jokes in Today so here's a clip

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mainly cloudy chance of a shower later Max 15c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 7 October 2013

Funnies for the new week

Dear Family & Friends, It was another pleasant day, at the Centre of the Universe. I fossicked around and found, not opals but a few more funny bits...

1. This goes on a bit but this artist draws a very realistic Crisp Packet!

2. Here is a cat pushing a trolley

3. Lastly an 89 year old lady Lip syncs her favourite song

First there was a sand castle - then there was no sandcastle (old song)

Yes it's a man riding a bear! OK?

Initiative has been used

Wisdom from Albert - again

Surprise Joker

Apparently they put this in the Diabetic's shock drip!

Yup! Right place - Right time!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Susi!

Joke Central

They're like buses - none come - then they all come at once!

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather from my home station

Summary for Tuesday

A bit of everything - showers likely pm Max 13c

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Funnies on this Sunday

Dear Family & Friends, What a day! October 6th and we had 19c and coffee in the garden! - It can't last, North wind by Thursday. Meanwhile the Funnies keep coming - Thanks friends!

1. Thanks Geoff for this.....take a quadrotor and a camera - then fly it Over Niagra!

2. This is clever the new Great Gatsby - before and after Special Effects

3. Another Infant prodigy, an Oriental Girl plays Guns 'n Roses on a Guzheng!