Funnies on this cold Autumn Sunday

Dear Family & Friends, Chilly day today here in Harwich, sunny but with NW wind. I was just thinking of how international my friends are who send me funny stuff. Today there is material from Germany, Israel, Russia and Ukraine! Keep it up please!

1. This from Daughter in Law Keren, the Russian Police choir sing "Get Lucky"

And Vlad approves

2.  When in Walmart do the Shopping Shuffle

3.  This is an ad, but clever and Funny!

4.  Another ad but this, while schmalzy, is clever and must have cost a bomb

  John Lewis Christmas

This I believe to be what is called "The Come Hither Look!"

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This is silly - but I love it!

Ha Ha! Photoshopped but hey!

Remember the Japanese watercolour?

This is definitely on my Bucket List

A funny tropical fruit? - No a ladybird covered in Dewdrops!

Paleontologist's Birthday

Not Janet and John, but the Right Honourables!

Thanks Geoff!

O'Leary starts a charm offensive - no chance Michael!

Sorry only one Joke today

Dick's Joke

This from Natasha and Tonia

If wild animals ate fast food

Thanks Ladies!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A generally cloudy day is expected with occasional outbreaks of rain with any bright or sunny conditions limited to the late afternoon. Less cold than the weekend in moderate South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius.  - Thanks Essex Weather Centre!

Thanks for calling by!   

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Saturday

Dear Family & Friends, Just for a change, I have decided that tonight we shall have a theme of Science. 

This will however, not be to terribly serious :-)

1.  This teacher needs to have his backside Kicked!

2.  The young lady intends to show how to blow up a balloon with CO2.....you will giggle because you just Know what's going to happen!

3.  Now let's play with some liquid     Nitrogenaaaaaaagggggghhhhh!  

This is what happens when you take an atom and split it!

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I don't think he saw the dead 'uns!

This is surprising but true!

Save it!

Not aliens - these are all Earth eyes

Yup and if they go extinct - so will we...

Real Unicorns

This took me a minute....

What a beautiful place.....Yup it's us!

Niels Bohr was a Dane - nuff said!

Er - True!

I thought that the 3D printer was a bit of a silly toy, but............

Sorry no jokes tonight - so

This is a gas powered reactor!

Harwich Weather for Sunday 

Another cold day is expected with lengthy intervals of sunshine. Fair weather cloud increasing late morning and early afternoon turning the sunshine hazy at times. Light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Thanks Essex weather centre.

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family & Friends, How's it going? Well I hope! There are more pictures than normal tonight, I was starting and some more came in from friends - too good to leave out!

1.  From Geoff - a Science Quiz....I hesitate to say this but I got 100%! - so if I can so can Anyone!!!

Give it a go!

2. This young guy learned drumming from a book and was invited to Play


3.  Remember Calvin & Hobbes? Here they are doing The Moves!



Strandbeest

In one, two....

Never I mean never put your cockatoo in a cat box!

That "Ta Da" moment

Hooters?

In the words of the Prophet - Hoof Hearted!

This is what happens if you take Panoramic picture of moving horses! 

Dreaming ( only 7 weeks now)!!!

Thanks Geoff!

My new delivery

Thanks Mike!

Yum Yum!

It isn't as big as you think boys!

Thanks Natasha!

Big Fat (Russian) Gypsy wedding!

Also from Natasha Thanks!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Again more wisdom from the QI Elves




Sorry going mad with Powerpoint now!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry throughout the morning with occasional sunshine. Showers developing around midday, perhaps merging into a longer spell of rain in places. Feeling cold in the breeze. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. 

Thanks Essex Weather Centre.

Thanks for calling by!

Meanwhile we shot past 46,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for this Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, So the week plods on, soon be the Weekend again. Weatherman says November will be wet and windy, maybe! Here are a few more of my attempts to amuse...

1.  Thanks Susi for this...bet you giggle just a bit Laughing Parrot

2.  This is old but hey we all laugh at Toilets!

3.  This is a bit surreal, but it shows how realistic computer graphics can be!

And started so well!

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Yup - that's doors for ya!

Dare you!

Me too Frodo!

Tripping on Redbull!

Yes I have to say this, facial hair rocks!

Yes Startrek was strong on Facepalming

Looking for two of them...

OMG !   No Gloria! No!

But Thanks anyway :-)

That's FB for you!

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

You may have noticed that I have been trying for quite a while

 to embed Power Point into the blog. I think that I have cracked it at last!

If it doesn't work - I will look a bit of a tit!

You can play them fullscreen by clicking the icon next to the cogwheel...

Harwich Weather for Friday

Apart from a few well scattered showers at first, it will be a dry and bright end to the working week with good spells of sunshine. Light South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks so much for keeping our Blog going!

Cheers!

Richard.