Funnies for this Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, It doesn't always rain in Harwich, but tonight it's "Cats and Dogs", never mind, note to self, - find something amusing.....

1.  Beethoven in Ragtime? Yes you can!

2.  Do you like military bands? Here's one from Norway

3.  More silliness - Party Trick

Mega Whoops!

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Lady Gaga's Pajamas

Pull Over!

Where on earth are those eyebrows going?

Seems to be a not too bad deal to me!

John Hurt in mid - pants change...

Keeps you dry, but not very sociable!

The Pope seems to be a nice man - but hardly a fashion icon!

Only in Russia 743

Thanks Natasha

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

History in 2 minutes (Beware Flashing images!)

Thanks Derek!

Harwich weather for Friday

Another cold day is expected with isolated showers during the morning. The best of the sunshine likely mid to late afternoon. Fresh Northerly winds and maximum temperatures of 8 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Wednesday

Dear Family & Friends, Rain, then more rain! We have something to talk about! We are approaching issue number 500, it's 498 tonight, so I'm planning something special on that day - here's a challenge to my dear contributors, - scratch your heads for me please!

1.  This is an ad for PS4 - but funny and very Clever!

2.  We call them Brewer's Dreymen, these from Dublin are unloading kegs - You wouldn't have done that with wooden barrels boys!

3.  On the moon things didn't always go smoothly, here in '72 Charles Duke drops his hammer!

Take a leaf blower, a couple of loo rolls and....mayhem!

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First move your cow...

I hate the things!

Gotcha!

One of those unfortunate Engrish moments!

Kudos if you get this first time!

Thanks George Takei (Mr Sulu)

It said "Only couples" !

Only in Russia 674

Thanks Natasha

Clear the slate with a punchup!

Joke Central

John's Joke

Thanks John

More Wisdom

You should have lived or live in Dovercourt to appreciate this

Thanks to David Ling

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A few bright or sunny spells possible, though many areas will see largely cloudy skies with a continuing risk of wintry showers. Cold once again in fresh to strong North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Naked men dancing with crispbreads

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Thanks Jules!

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, Today is "Selfie Day" - the word has made into the Oxford English Dictionary !!! So we dedicate the blog to it.

(There is some other stuff at the end)......

Reveal selfie

Baby selfie

Cats don't like selfies

Someone else's accident selfie

Chernobil (I'm now radioactive) selfie

My teacher having contractions selfie

Whoops! - Cleavage selfie

Gross selfie

How to fix it so you look good - selfie

Inappropriate positioning selfie

Photoshop selfie

Ever so slightly gay selfie

Old school selfie

Wonky boob selfie

This morning's weatherpersons selfie

Alex Deakin and Carol Kirkwood

Old Git and his Domestic Goddess selfie

Enough of that.....now -

Thanks Pauline

Claudia's Joke

John J's Joke

More Wisdom from our friends at QI

Thanks all!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloud soon increasing with outbreaks of rain arriving during the morning, clearing to sunshine and scattered sleet or hail showers by early-afternoon. Westerly winds strengthening for a time, before easing again towards evening. Fairly cold with a maximum temperature of 7 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks for tolerating this endulgent blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for your New Week

Dear Family & Friends, Drizzle, mizzle and general moistness were the order of the day in Harwich. Soooo it gave me a chance to do some intensive research into the science of Giggleometry (new word).

1.  Thanks John for this, in the next few weeks we may have some of This!

2.  Thanks Geoff for this one, Historic photos of the fated Hindenburg

3.  You know how much I love the banjo? Here's yet another infant prodigy playing
 Foggy mountain breakdown

One way to get in!

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So Twerk made it to the O.E.D

Ah! I think I get it - it's an antenna!

To "Like" on "Unlike"

Give up!

Ah! That's why I love my breakfast so much!

Loser!

I do not know how that got in...

Do you think that they are plumbed in?

Oh sod it! I'll leave it here!

Joke Central

John's Joke 1

John's Joke 2

Dick's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Following a bright and sunny morning, increasing cloud will bring the threat of wintry showers - a mixture of rain, sleet or hail. Feeling much colder in freshening North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essex Weather Centre

Thanks for your support - please call again!

Cheers!

Richard.