Dear Family and Friends, Today was forecast to be the last of the quiet weather, tomorrow wet and windy weather is approaching. I walked to the beach, and the remainder of the morning was taken up with pruning in the garden. We managed to fill the wheelie bin. PM we watched new NCIS series in 3 different flavours, all cleverly taking up where last year's series left off. Now I have found just enough pictures to complete today's blog, I hope that you will enjoy them!
Thanks Stuart!
B&M JOB APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to the Wick branch They hired him because he was so funny. NAME: Kenneth Mcmanson (Grumpy Bast*rd) SEX: Not lately, but 1 am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITON: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would i? DESIRED SALARY: £150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITON HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I’m worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here'? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job – no. On my breaks - yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes. absolutely.
Thanks again Stuart!
That's a worry!
Silly but quite well made!
If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at
https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/
Thanks for calling by!
Richard.
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